Cardiffdaffs
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False site. Ignore
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I can't forgive you for this Cardiffdaffs. Posting a thread on here with just a dot in the title is viewed as an act of war by my people. I hope that you're ready to face the power of the bumfaced clan mate. It won't be pretty and we will prevail.
fella
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Can you describe the sound one of your clan makes when doing an impression of a goose? Is it just quite a regular honk, or something more complex?
I could do that, but then I'd have to kill you, and I'd prefer not to have to do that tonight. My foot hurts too much.
fella
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If you have a bum for a face, I dread to think what you have for feet. Lungs?
I have feet, for feet mate, and one of them is a bit broken after I went @rse over t*t and smashed the top of it in to the patio the other night. Hurts like a b@stard. I'd rather not think about my lungs. Smoking for nearly forty years has probably really messed them up.
Cardiffdaffs
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i was too quick off the mark with a story I wanted to be true but turned out wasn’t. Not Footie or politics related. So I wanted to express my artistic side with the title. It represents pain. Pain in a broken foot.
