A plea to all football fans..

For the love of god stop singing 'football in a library '.
It's not clever or funny.
All grounds are like libraries to a greater or lesser extent.
I agree, 'your support is F***ing sheet' is much better

Also no 'x is a sheethole I want to go home'

Also 'who the F***ing hell are you' please instead of the cringe 'who are ya'
 
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It's cringe, but no where near as bad as "you're not singing anymore". If I had my way I'd make it law that anyone caught singing this in public should be shot on the left bum cheek with a potato gun.
 
I agree, 'your support is F***ing sheet' is much better

Also no 'x is a sheethole I want to go home'

Also 'who the F***ing hell are you' please instead of the cringe 'who are ya'
Really don't understand why we chant "who are ya?" at the away fans after we've scored now, then follow it up with the "And that's the way we like it" song.

Bring back E-I-O, followed by a rousing rendition of "the finest team in football".
 
It’s posts like this that are making it like a library in football grounds…

When you boil it down, all fan support is a bit cringe really… but unless we just let those that wanna make an atmosphere get on with it we’ll be left with mild applause and a good old rattle from the thermos n blanket crowd….

Get over your selves and either start a chant or join in…
 
It’s posts like this that are making it like a library in football grounds…

When you boil it down, all fan support is a bit cringe really… but unless we just let those that wanna make an atmosphere get on with it we’ll be left with mild applause and a good old rattle from the thermos n blanket crowd….

Get over your selves and either start a chant or join in…

s***y chants about how bad the atmosphere is and how bad the oppositions support is doesn't add to a good atmosphere whatsoever.

It's especially embarassing when it's a fairly quiet away support that does it.
 
It’s posts like this that are making it like a library in football grounds…

When you boil it down, all fan support is a bit cringe really… but unless we just let those that wanna make an atmosphere get on with it we’ll be left with mild applause and a good old rattle from the thermos n blanket crowd….

Get over your selves and either start a chant or join in…
Err we do 🤣
 
Really don't understand why we chant "who are ya?" at the away fans after we've scored now, then follow it up with the "And that's the way we like it" song.

Bring back E-I-O, followed by a rousing rendition of "the finest team in football".
'The finest team in football' !!!!!! There is a chant that is genuinely cringe worthy, shocking. Ban it!!
 
It's all becoming very sterile. It will soon be like going to the cinema.

So many things have changed. Don't get me wrong many for the better. Yet signing is becoming a bit 'no go'. Especially in an area where nobody sings. You'll lightly be told to sit down or shut up. Thats as everyone around you is sat on a mobile phone checking bets or scores from other games.

Throw in sky who actively cancel out crowd noise or songs. They are one step away from just playing the Fifa football game crowd noise on a loop.

ITV 4 was refreshing last night. No crowd filters and constant 'we apologise for any foul language' etc.

The dirties were busting out all the old 'classics' like build a bonfire etc. Strange bunch. Yet keep it retro lol
 
It is page number 3 in the s**t bantz song book.

Other hits include:
Is this a library
Is there a fire drill
You've seen the ********, now f*** off home.

Every set of fans sing them.
They might have been funny the first time, but fire was probably an amazing discovery once.
 
It’s posts like this that are making it like a library in football grounds…

When you boil it down, all fan support is a bit cringe really… but unless we just let those that wanna make an atmosphere get on with it we’ll be left with mild applause and a good old rattle from the thermos n blanket crowd….

Get over your selves and either start a chant or join in…
Not sure you've got my point.
And for the record I make a lot of noise, especially at away games.😃
 
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