BlindBoyGrunt
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I wonder if he was on a stakeout? that's what cops eat when they're on stakeout.
He already has form. I'm shocked and surprised that the poorly researched article doesn't mention his infamous intervention in a domestic abuse case. He not only joined in the attack with the errant husband, but proceeded to steal some sausages and subsequently fed them to the couple's pet crocodile.
A guy I work with gets free Subways because they think the same.On a slightly different note. In the 80s we used to play 5-side football on a Thursday and go to The Hydro for a few beers afterwards. About 9:00ish I used to go get a Kebab from one of the only shops in town then. It was on Station Road next to Slice Tomatoes opposite what is now Bengal Spice but was an Italian then. Every week for a couple of months they undercharged me for my Kebab and when I queried it they always just said "no problem" or such like. Anyway one week one of the staff said "smany crimes today". Me with a look of bewilderment on my face said "what do you mean" to which he replied "you are a plain clothes police officer aren't you". I just laughed and said "no" but from that day forward my Kebabs were full price.
A few years ago I stole a king-size quilt from a well-known 'home store'.I am trying to think of an occasion, as an adult where I have "stolen" anything and I am struggling to think of an example, is leaving your MOT a couple of weeks late or driving with no road tax theft. I dunno, but I am sure we have all done something we probably shouldn't have from time to time. If he is found guilty he will loose his job and his pension so it was a bit stupid on his part and the punishment is going to far outweigh the crime.
You would have to steal quite a few Krispy Kreme's to justify the cost of a police uniform though.
On a slightly different note. In the 80s we used to play 5-side football on a Thursday and go to The Hydro for a few beers afterwards. About 9:00ish I used to go get a Kebab from one of the only shops in town then. It was on Station Road next to Slice Tomatoes opposite what is now Bengal Spice but was an Italian then. Every week for a couple of months they undercharged me for my Kebab and when I queried it they always just said "no problem" or such like. Anyway one week one of the staff said "smany crimes today". Me with a look of bewilderment on my face said "what do you mean" to which he replied "you are a plain clothes police officer aren't you". I just laughed and said "no" but from that day forward my Kebabs were full price.
How the hell did you get a quilt under your jumperA few years ago I stole a king-size quilt from a well-known 'home store'.
I am trying to think of an occasion, as an adult where I have "stolen" anything and I am struggling to think of an example, is leaving your MOT a couple of weeks late or driving with no road tax theft. I dunno, but I am sure we have all done something we probably shouldn't have from time to time. If he is found guilty he will loose his job and his pension so it was a bit stupid on his part and the punishment is going to far outweigh the crime.
You would have to steal quite a few Krispy Kreme's to justify the cost of a police uniform though.