Best/Worst abusive songs sung at opposition players

parmoboy

parmoboy

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Can be either light-hearted ones or ones where the line's been crossed.

Everton fans definitely crossed the line with this one.

 
Man Utd fans v Liverpool to tune of Lord of the dance referring to Ji sun Park.

Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
But it could be worse, you could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house
 
I seem to recall songs being sang about Barmby's wife when he returned to our ground with Everton. Can't remember any specific words.

Not a player, but my father in law was in the Leeds away end at Burnley in the 60s and remembers them chanting "Sieg heil!" at Montgomery when he came out on the pitch to wave to the crowd!
 
jeff_potato said:
I seem to recall songs being sang about Barmby's wife when he returned to our ground with Everton. Can't remember any specific words.

Not a player, but my father in law was in the Leeds away end at Burnley in the 60s and remembers them chanting "Sieg heil!" at Montgomery when he came out on the pitch to wave to the crowd!
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IIRC it was just "stand up if you sha*ged his wife" whenever viv got up off the bench
 
I remember the abuse Barmby got on his return to the boro......... stand up if you've snagged his wife ...was the one that came to mind....very brutal , but good banter at the time.
jeff_potato said:
I seem to recall songs being sang about Barmby's wife when he returned to our ground with Everton. Can't remember any specific words.

Not a player, but my father in law was in the Leeds away end at Burnley in the 60s and remembers them chanting "Sieg heil!" at Montgomery when he came out on the pitch to wave to the crowd!
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king_hellfire said:
To the tune of Yellow Submarine…

Peter Reid’s got a f*ckin monkeys heed, a f*ckin monkeys heed, a f*ckin monkeys heed.

Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet, bananas with his feet, bananas with his feet.

Peter Reid has a tyre for a seat, a tyre for a seat, a tyre for a seat.
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I loved singing that song !!
 
It wasn't that creative but I enjoyed Boro fans singing "Merson's full of sh*t", when he came back to the Riverside with Villa.

Can always remember us singing "Bowyer's going down" when we played Leeds and then he scored and celebrated in front of the north stand. Hated the little weasel after that and never forgot it.
 
Billingham red said:
I remember the abuse Barmby got on his return to the boro......... stand up if you've snagged his wife ...was the one that came to mind....very brutal , but good banter at the time.

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I loved singing that song !!
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There was also:
She’s here, she’s there, she’s every f-in where, Barmby’s wife, Barmby’s wife.
 
I remember back sometime in the 80s when we played Man U at home. Bryan Robson, then their captain, had been outed by the papers for being drunk at some nightclub and wandering round exposing himself. Cue Ayresome Park ringing to "Robson, Robson, show us yer c0ck ..."
 
Billingham red said:
I remember the abuse Barmby got on his return to the boro......... stand up if you've snagged his wife ...was the one that came to mind....very brutal , but good banter at the time.
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It was mildly amusing the first time (although very unfair). Stopped being funny after his second visit back.

Wasn't the true version of events that the team was staying in a hotel, Robbo and the gang were in the bar drinking and Barmby (tee total I think?) came down to phone his wife. Someone quipped something along the lines of "she's probably busy being ****ed by a load of black men". And that was it, he wanted out not long after.

We had a current 22 year old England international and we lost him because he didn't fit into Robbos drinking culture at the time. Brilliant.

Giving that sort of abuse to a player that really helped set the ball rolling for the Riverside era (I've no doubt having a player like him helped sell the club to Juninho) and whose only crime was being too professional (and yeah, maybe a bit too thin skinned) just never sat right with me.
 
"Clink click Porterfield" back in the day (after he had been involved in a particularly nasty road accident and the advertising slogan of the time to encourage drivers to use the seat belt)
 
Not witty or original, but I fondly recall what seemed like the entire ground singing ‘Fat Geordie B@stars to Micky Quinn when he came on as a substitute. Think it was a night match.
Deafening and sustained, it still makes me smile.
 
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