Bidets - yes or no?

[BiggEggo]

Sometimes I can make such a mess of wiping my backside, I just have to stop what I'm doing and take a shower.

A bidet avoids such a calamitous situation.

It's a firm yes from me.

 

[indeedido]

But if a faff every time you go for a dump!

No need for double faffing.
**** before your shower. Simple.

 

[laughingboroboy]

Probably one of the weirdest things you can see in a house, takes the barthroom back (and owners) to the 60/70s!?

 

[ThatFragranceGuy]

Nice analogy, although, of course, you don't prepare your dinner on your ass-crack.

True, but you do carry it about in public with you.

 

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

What's up with just smearing it all over with paper like?

 

[fella]

You don't need a bidet or loo roll. Wait until everything dries out and break it off. Zero mess.

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

What's one of them?

A whhaaat?

You see them all over the middle East. I think they're a good idea. You just have to hope whoever used it before you didn't have cack on his hands.

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]