Blue lobster found at the Gare

[Norman_Conquest]

Two lads have found a blue lobster whilst walking at the Gare. They reckon this only happens in one in two million yet 2 have been found within a short distance of each other. The first was found last September at Saltburn

They reckon it a genetic mutation that causes the colour change. Now call me cynical but could this have anything to do with the dredging.

Pals stunned over 'one in two million' find during evening beach walk

Lewis Golsborough and Niall Williams were on an evening drive our to Redcar's South Gare when they discovered the rare crustacean

www.gazettelive.co.uk

 

[SmogOnTheTees]

What was a lobster doing walking about at the Gare?

 

[Lottowyn]

Exercising, trying to get rid of his pot.

 

[Teesste]

What was a lobster doing walking about at the Gare?

Walking around giving it all this

.. that joke works better in person

 

[ForssAwakens]

What was a lobster doing walking about at the Gare?

‘He was giving it all that’ waves pincers in air

Someone else has already done it

 

[Ziggy]

What was a lobster doing walking about at the Gare?

Looking for a cardiologist…

 

[Rofesleg]

Wasn't that the club in Police Academy?

 

[ThePrisoner]

I thought all lobsters turn blue when they are brought out of the water.

It works the other way around for humans.

 

[Rofesleg]

I thought all lobsters turn blue when they are brought out of the water.

It works the other way around for humans.

Yeah, I thought all lobsters were blue until you boil them to death.

 

[uncle_rico]

Wasn't that the club in Police Academy?

Blue Oyster wasn't it? ‍

 

[homesickblues]

Blue Oyster Cult

 

[Norfolkred1]

Just got back from the Gare, lot of Cleveland's finest and Coast Guards around the area. Might be on some kind of pincer movement.

 

[ForssAwakens]

Just got back from the Gare, lot of Cleveland's finest and Coast Guards around the area. Might be on some kind of pincer movement.

Just heard the news about the why they are down, local residents said to be shell shocked

 

[Nano]

Two lads have found a blue lobster whilst walking at the Gare. They reckon this only happens in one in two million yet 2 have been found within a short distance of each other. The first was found last September at Saltburn

They reckon it a genetic mutation that causes the colour change. Now call me cynical but could this have anything to do with the dredging.

Pals stunned over 'one in two million' find during evening beach walk

Lewis Golsborough and Niall Williams were on an evening drive our to Redcar's South Gare when they discovered the rare crustacean

www.gazettelive.co.uk

It might have been the same one.

 

[HarryVegas]

They'll be holy lobsters, best fried. They sell them off trains in London at......St Pan Crustacean.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

It looks black in the picture, or the same shade of blue as our new passports*

* Don't mention Brexit on here

 

[bumface]

He probably just needs cheering up a bit. Take him out for a few drinks and set him up with a nice lady lobster and then he won't be blue anymore.