Brazilian woman arrested after taking corpse to sign bank loan

[TeessideCleveland]

Brazilian woman arrested after taking corpse to sign bank loan: ‘She knew he was dead’

Shock in Brazil after woman is arrested and charged with violating a corpse and attempted theft through fraud

www.theguardian.com

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

Even in Brazil, there is a severe stiff penalty for this type of thing,, if true

 

[Acklam_Lad]

Was a dead giveaway what she was trying to do

 

[TeessideCleveland]

When she went in she tried to keep a straight face and remember her lines, but she still corpsed

 

[GibbosEmpire]

She was so dead set getting that loan, who knew a bank would just kill someone's chances of getting a loan with a dead person, the bank were dead right weren't they?

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Poor old Jonjo Shelvey, he was a decent player.

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

Maybe there's blessings in disguise here, surely she noticed the weight off her shoulders as the police led her out on her own

 

[TeessideCleveland]

Maybe there's blessings in disguise here, surely she noticed the weight off her shoulders as the police led her out on her own

She wanted to be on her own - she specifically went in to get alone

 

[Canyoudigit]

Poor old Jonjo Shelvey, he was a decent player.

Jonjo shelvey and one other ?

 

[h_m_boro]

Rumours are Man U have made a £65m bid for him as their new CB?

 

[VladKinder]

Weekend at Bernies?