Burger and chips

[GibbosEmpire]

Chips or Burger first?

I always always eat all the chips first then the burger

 

[SCG]

Same, chips go colder quicker

 

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

Chips or Burger first?

I always always eat all the chips first then the burger

Obviously. This is the only acceptable way to do it.

End of thread.

 

[speckyget]

Starter - half the chips
Main - burger
Sweet - rest of chips

A three course feast.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Don't usually have a burger.
Massively overrated.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Surely the whole point is you hold your burger in one hand and use the other hand to shovel the chips into your mouth.

 

[joeydiaz]

Starter - half the chips
Main - burger
Sweet - rest of chips

A three course feast.

 

[ForssAwakens]

First bit always burger, then i like to get most my chips in whilst eating the burger and then leave half the burger at the end

 

[TeaCider]

I eat a few chips, then the burger, and then the remaining chips.

 

[m3t4tr0n]

I am clearly different and I never knew (well in this specific and particular way anyway, so I will add this to the ever growing list) ... I tend to alternate. .

 

[ForssAwakens]

I am clearly different and I never knew (well in this specific and particular way anyway, so I will add this to the ever growing list) ... I tend to alternate. .

This is the way

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

I don't know what's wrong with you people. A simple altnernate bite attack philosophy works the best

 

[Juninhoburger]

Scoff a few chips
Have a big bite of burger
Scoff some more chips
More burger
More chips (but leave some - this is important!)
Finish burger
Use remaining chips to mop up any spilled burger sauce/fillings

Job done.

 

[m3t4tr0n]

phew. It just took one to break ranks and I find I am not actually alone

 

[FlapJacks]

The most important thing is to remove all the non-essential cr@p they have piled inside said burger - lettuce, tomato and other green matter. Gerkins are allowed.

The chip/burger order is the least of your worries.

 

[m3t4tr0n]

The most important thing is to remove all the non-essential cr@p they have piled inside said burger - lettuce, tomato and other green matter. Gerkins are allowed.

The chip/burger order is the least of your worries.

Nononono, gherkin removal is essential. Lettuce, Tomato, Cheese, Bacon amongst others are not only acceptable but keenly encouraged.

 

[AytonMews]

Who are these mental people who eat all of one food then all of the other.

Do you do this with other meals?

 

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

Nononono, gherkin removal is essential. Lettuce, Tomato, Cheese, Bacon amongst others are not only acceptable but keenly encouraged.

Gherkin is arguably the best bit!

 

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

Who are these mental people who eat all of one food then all of the other.

Do you do this with other meals?

Anything girthy and sloppy, requiring 2 hands to gobble down needs my full attention.

This is why the burger gets left until last. The chips are a bit of light collateral damage that get hoovered up on route to the main event.

 

[GibbosEmpire]

The only meal that is acceptable to eat in any order is a roast dinner.