Burger and chips

First bit always burger, then i like to get most my chips in whilst eating the burger and then leave half the burger at the end
The most important thing is to remove all the non-essential cr@p they have piled inside said burger - lettuce, tomato and other green matter. Gerkins are allowed.

The chip/burger order is the least of your worries.
Who are these mental people who eat all of one food then all of the other.

Do you do this with other meals?
Anything girthy and sloppy, requiring 2 hands to gobble down needs my full attention.

This is why the burger gets left until last. The chips are a bit of light collateral damage that get hoovered up on route to the main event.