Chat GPT - the perfect Boro player

BoroMart

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I challenged chat gpt to “Take the best parts of every Middlesbrough footballer and make a perfect player”. Below are the results, discuss and make your own suggestions.


Chat gpt said:

Creating the perfect Middlesbrough footballer by combining the best attributes of various players would result in a formidable talent:

1. Skill of Juninho Paulista: Juninho's exquisite dribbling, precise passing, and creativity would be at the core of this player's abilities.

2. Work Ethic of Stewart Downing: Adopting Stewart Downing's work rate and dedication to the team's cause, ensuring maximum effort in every match.

3. Versatility of George Friend: Like George Friend, this player would seamlessly switch between positions, contributing wherever needed.

4. Leadership of Gareth Southgate: Channeling Gareth Southgate's leadership qualities, both on and off the pitch, to inspire and guide teammates.

5. Physicality of Ben Gibson: Embracing Ben Gibson's strength and agility to dominate physically in the Championship or Premier League.

6. Tactical Awareness of Tony Mowbray: A deep understanding of tactics, learned from Tony Mowbray, enabling intelligent decision-making during games.

7. Speed of Adama Traoré: The lightning-fast acceleration and sprinting speed of Adama Traoré to outpace opponents.

8. Football IQ of Mark Schwarzer: Exhibiting the goalkeeping intelligence of Mark Schwarzer to make crucial saves and command the penalty area.

9. Set-Piece Expertise of Juninho Paulista: Leveraging Juninho's set-piece expertise to create scoring opportunities from free-kicks and corners.

10. Passion of Bernie Slaven: Emulating Bernie Slaven's love for the club, its fans, and the city of Middlesbrough.

11. Mental Toughness of Jonathan Woodgate: The resilience and composure of Jonathan Woodgate when facing pressure situations.

12. Commitment of Grant Leadbitter: Demonstrating Grant Leadbitter's dedication to improvement and the desire to win trophies for Middlesbrough.



This perfect Middlesbrough footballer would be a dynamic force on the pitch, capable of leading the team to success with their exceptional skills, leadership, and unwavering commitment.
 
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11. Mental Toughness of Jonathan Woodgate: The resilience and composure of Jonathan Woodgate when facing pressure situations.

😬 Woodgate the player that was basically always injured? Seemingly because he didn't take enough care of himself?
 
😬 Woodgate the player that was basically always injured? Seemingly because he didn't take enough care of himself?
yes but he kept coming back that's mental toughness.

Not sure on the Ben Gibson strength one either, is he really the best example of a strong player? Yak would absolutely bully him.
 
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Physical - Souness
Passing - Mendieta
Defending - Woodgate
Shooting - Boksic
Pace - Traore
Dribbling - Juninho

Give me Robbie Mustoe's engine and away we go.. no idea who those chumps are above.. doyles and meffs by the looks of it.
Could do with Downing's left peg an all.. BOOM TIME!! I just want to play defensive midfield.. crush some whoppers and score some belters!

a Souness/Emerson mash up would do me
 
What about the knees of Digard or the midfield agility of Gary O’Neil and Paul Okon. The physique of Branco, the scoring prowess of Ashley Fletcher, does it know if there was a footballer in there? I think I’d trust it more than Scott at present though.
 
What about the knees of Digard or the midfield agility of Gary O’Neil and Paul Okon. The physique of Branco, the scoring prowess of Ashley Fletcher, does it know if there was a footballer in there? I think I’d trust it more than Scott at present though.
Digard’s thigh/quad got torn up by a very jealous Lee Cattermole.. 133 appearances for Nice in Ligue 1.. not too shabby!

Gary O’Neil ended up with 10 premier league seasons under his belt! Paul Okon played for Lazio, Florentina, Middlesbrough, Watford, Leeds, Vicenza.. not too shabby..

Branco played for Brazil in the World Cup didn’t he.. 72 appearance for Brazil.

Ashley Fletcher.. well.. we paid £7m for him. Man Utd academy, Boro, Sunderland, Watford.. beats give a side at soccer sensations!

Tell ye what.. put a £7m price tag on my head.. 72 international appearances including a World Cup.. 10 seasons in the premier league and a spell in Italy for Lazio.. yeah.. I’ll take that!
 
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