Dael Fry & Matt Crooks at the shops!

Aztec chimera said:
How dare you, I've met lots of people with bums for faces
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Heard it all before, mate. I bet that some of your best friends have bums for faces too, don't they? You're probably a life-long Labour voter too but you hated Corbyn, but you definitely voted for Corbyn's Labour twice, even though you didn't.
 
bumface said:
I can't tell you that. The younger bum faced blokes are all about tradition, and they don't approve of me posting on here and sharing all of our secrets with strangers. They don't like me talking to regular humans at all. We're supposed to stay in the shadows. I'm trying to reform the whole system but it is a really slow process. Most of my time is taken up by looking after the elders and trying to organise our global all species revolution. It's hard work being the leader of the bum faced clan mate.
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Thanks for your informative post. I’m always wanting to understand different cultures. Surely the elders must appreciate that if we are ignorant as to your culture and beliefs it’ll make integration all the more difficult, if they get upset about you divulging the little you did, perhaps they should turn the other cheek.
 
futureboy said:
What do you mean, pretending?
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I've never pretended to be a tree but I did used to be a train a long time ago. Being a train is really crap. If anyone ever offers you a job that involves you being a train, don't do it mate. Trust me on this.
 
newyddion said:
If I had to speculate I would say judging by his happy and confident demeanour.. it looked like he had just decided what crisps to go for. If I had to speculate further still.. McCoys flamed grilled steak (crinkle cut)
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Strange, I always had him down as more of a Seabrook, Cheese and Onion, man myself, but yes definitely of the crinkle cut variety.
 
The club are onto this Newy, it is an idea for a new short production to the Boro website:

Newy follows Boro stars around supermarket shops asking them what they’ve just put in their basket and why they chose it. As you walk past the various aisles, you can ask them their favourite crisp flavour and crinkle cut or not, whether they would be able to taste the difference between Pepsi and Coca Cola, does Michael Carrick have food in his beard after eating, what their favourite thing to make with Chicken and Parmesan would be, and finally not forgetting which Boro player is the most likely to raid the booze section.

Expect a call in the morning, ‘A Swift word’ will soon be toast.
 
coluka said:
The club are onto this Newy, it is an idea for a new short production to the Boro website:

Newy follows Boro stars around supermarket shops asking them what they’ve just put in their basket and why they chose it. As you walk past the various aisles, you can ask them their favourite crisp flavour and crinkle cut or not, whether they would be able to taste the difference between Pepsi and Coca Cola, does Michael Carrick have food in his beard after eating, what their favourite thing to make with Chicken and Parmesan would be, and finally not forgetting which Boro player is the most likely to raid the booze section.

Expect a call in the morning, ‘A Swift word’ will soon be toast.
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Sounds great.. I think that Dael snd Matty would be better off presenting a Challenge Anneka type program where they follow clues to hunt me down and show off their post training snacky snacks.. ‘Crooks Looks’ or ‘Meal Deal’

Choo Choo Chuba Akpom at the train station would make a good show too..

See! I told you Teesside TV had potential!
 
bumface said:
I can't tell you that. The younger bum faced blokes are all about tradition, and they don't approve of me posting on here and sharing all of our secrets with strangers. They don't like me talking to regular humans at all. We're supposed to stay in the shadows. I'm trying to reform the whole system but it is a really slow process. Most of my time is taken up by looking after the elders and trying to organise our global all species revolution. It's hard work being the leader of the bum face
NoloBoro said:
No offence meant by this question my good man, how is it your people see at all with bums for faces, not want to rile at all just curious and want to understand
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They all have one brown eye💩
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TheYorkshireTerrier said:
‘Do You Want Fry’s With That?’

Newy and Dael Fry tour the country throughout the season as the duo attempt to find the best footy scran available in the EFL.
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Much better than By ‘Hooks or by Crooks’ - Deal Fry and myself have to identify various works and creations by Matt Crooks and the short lady off police academy with the quiet squeaky voice (unless she says MOVE IT DIRTBAGS)
 
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