Dael Fry & Matt Crooks at the shops!
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Ex Footy Legs
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On the ‘bench’ getting a counselling session by the sounds of it
TheYorkshireTerrier
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So what was Crooksy doing?
Quicksilvera
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I saw Matt Crooks in the York outlet centre the season he signed.
Ex Footy Legs
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Pretending to be a tree
theredrooster
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I think you should rephrase this post Newy, it reads like you're out in the community stalking Boro players and 'pulling your pud' whilst doing so. You'll be getting arrested mate, the only bench you'll be near is the one in front of a Magistrate.
coluka
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I’d have thought you’d have more likely been co-opted into Scotts office to crunch the numbers and the stats tbh, it is your forte after all. He’s noted your valuation of Giles, Archer and Ramsey on the other thread, and has thrust bids in pdq. Once Villa realise newyddions values have been made public, they and Boro will be desperate to do the deal before the word gets out in the red tops. Boro are expecting to get a firm commitment any day now my people tell me. I gather Scott is hoping to hear back very quickly from Bodymoor Heath, as soon as they have picked themselves off the floor that is
Norfolkred1
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Checking to see if his hair was still fine.
newyddion
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I don’t think it will stand up in court.I think you should rephrase this post Newy, it reads like you're out in the community stalking Boro players and 'pulling your pud' whilst doing so. You'll be getting arrested mate, the only bench you'll be near is the one in front of a Magistrate.
coluka
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Its to be hoped it doesn’t, you might get done for indecent exposure and contempt of court and sentenced to watch Sunderland for a season.
newyddion
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If I had to speculate I would say judging by his happy and confident demeanour.. it looked like he had just decided what crisps to go for. If I had to speculate further still.. McCoys flamed grilled steak (crinkle cut)
newyddion
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There’s a difference between price and valuation. £16m for the pair keeps everyone happy.. no point messing everyone around all summer.I’d have thought you’d have more likely been co-opted into Scotts office to crunch the numbers and the stats tbh, it is your forte after all. He’s noted your valuation of Giles, Archer and Ramsey on the other thread, and has thrust bids in pdq. Once Villa realise newyddions values have been made public, they and Boro will be desperate to do the deal before the word gets out in the red tops. Boro are expecting to get a firm commitment any day now my people tell me. I gather Scott is hoping to hear back very quickly from Bodymoor Heath, as soon as they have picked themselves off the floor that is
newyddion
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as much as everyone would like to imagine me truffling through the sock and underpant drawers of Middlesbrough’s finest.. ‘twas I who was there first! At the shops or wherever.. obviously I haven’t lost it on the meal deals as much as I have on the pitch.
newyddion
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Doesn’t count
My people saw you seeing Dael Fry and Matt Crooks at the shops Newy. I have spies everywhere. I have connections within the club too. I used to deliver Gary Pallister's paper. That makes me ITK.
newyddion
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my people saw your people..
NoloBoro
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No offence meant by this question my good man, how is it your people see at all with bums for faces, not want to rile at all just curious and want to understand
TeessideCleveland
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In front of the bench if he doesn't leave them aloneOn the ‘bench’ getting a counselling session by the sounds of it
I can't tell you that. The younger bum faced blokes are all about tradition, and they don't approve of me posting on here and sharing all of our secrets with strangers. They don't like me talking to regular humans at all. We're supposed to stay in the shadows. I'm trying to reform the whole system but it is a really slow process. Most of my time is taken up by looking after the elders and trying to organise our global all species revolution. It's hard work being the leader of the bum faced clan mate.