What other entertainment is available at the Newyddionberry Festival besides the music?
Transfer Rumour Tent - A workshop on the Eastern European Leagues and top tips for presenting outlandish transfer rumours including how to name drop random left backs that 95% of the UK population haven't heard of with authority and authenticity. For festival veterans you can also access the VIP 'Excel section' where you get expert tips in the use of spreadsheets and graphs to add stats and charts to underpin your transfer rumours.
Real Ale Chunder Display - Try a selection of hand picked Newy certified ales and then after drinking to excess create pretty chunder-art on bespoke canvases. Free pack of Alka-Seltzer with every canvas purchase.
Warnock Cathedral - Worship at the church of Super Neil and learn all about this fascinating character and his antiquated, yet bizarrely still occasionally successful tactics. Featuring a special guest appearance from Lead 'Church of Warnock' Alter Boy Nobby Barnes.
That's just some suggestions off the top of my head but I'm sure you have plenty of other ideas for additional festival entertainment.