FAO BumTrumpet57

bumface said:
I'm glad that you're finding this funny mate, because I'm not finding it funny at all. If he is one of my people, he's in really big trouble. You don't want to mess with the leader of the bumfaced clan.
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I suggest a coup, all HAIL the new leader of the clan, Supreme Being BumTrumpet57.
 
NorthumberlandBoro said:
The bare faced cheek of it.
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Will the persecution of my people never end? Is there something funny about a bloke with a bum for a face playing a trumpet? All we ever do is try to help you humans, and you lot just ridicule us because of the way we look. Humans disgust me sometimes.
 
bumface said:
I can see you lurking mate. Are you one of my people? Were you not at that meeting, when I told all the rest of the bumfaced lads not to post on here? There isn't enough room on this board for more than one bloke with a bum for a face.
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Ah Bumface, my namesake has spoken. Pleae don’t feel threatened by my presence. We can both thrive in this environment and I promise I won’t step on your bum. Do you think we can coexist gassing off about the Boro?
 
bumface said:
Will the persecution of my people never end? Is there something funny about a bloke with a bum for a face playing a trumpet? All we ever do is try to help you humans, and you lot just ridicule us because of the way we look. Humans disgust me sometimes.
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You're getting a bum deal for sure, I've never once known you talk sh**e.
 
BumTrumpet57 said:
Ah Bumface, my namesake has spoken. Pleae don’t feel threatened by my presence. We can both thrive in this environment and I promise I won’t step on your bum. Do you think we can coexist gassing off about the Boro?
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We can try. Are you one of the bumfaced folk or not? If this is all a misunderstanding, I'll apologise. We're a peaceful race, most of the time. We stay in the shadows and only fight evil.
 
bumface said:
We can try. Are you one of the bumfaced folk or not? If this is all a misunderstanding, I'll apologise. We're a peaceful race, most of the time. We stay in the shadows and fight evil.
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I am indeed. I’ve heard you had made your way to this board by a mutual friend…..Bumfragrence. I don’t have any bad stains on my reputation and I mean no harm.
 
I see the usual 'immature' suspects are all over this thread about bums...
I'm off to one of the political threads about Emily Maitlis....
Goodbye !
 
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