Chris_Boro
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£29 million the government will set aside for this...£29 MILLION!
No money for kids though.
No money for kids though.
Festival of Brexit...
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atypical_boro
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A festival for leaving a trading bloc? How bizarre.
SmallTown
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It's a festival for sovereignty innit?
Lets celebrate sovereignty, the erosion of our rights and our economy, but fewer brown people in the country
bear66
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. . . . near you
Chris_Boro
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It will be held on land* in the rolling hills of the quintessentially British countryside, with bunting** and lots of jolly good laughs!***
*Land owned by Tory donor and friend of Tory minister. Approx cost £15 million.
**Bunting will be be open to tender, but only to companies less than 6 weeks old with less than £100 turnover and owned by friends of Tory ministers located in Panama. Approx cost £14 million.
***Laughs are reserved exclusively at the expense of the UK taxpayer and starving children. At extra cost.
*Land owned by Tory donor and friend of Tory minister. Approx cost £15 million.
**Bunting will be be open to tender, but only to companies less than 6 weeks old with less than £100 turnover and owned by friends of Tory ministers located in Panama. Approx cost £14 million.
***Laughs are reserved exclusively at the expense of the UK taxpayer and starving children. At extra cost.
Chris_Boro
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Cooper671
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With the loss of all major festivals last year this should be a good start to the year. 
Chris_Boro
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With the loss of all major festivals last year this should be a good start to the year.
In 2022. Oh it sounds delightful.
r00fie1
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May I suggest one of these sites might be more appropriate:
HMS Daedalus, near Portsmouth: former naval air base
Defence Aviation Repair Agency Gosport, Hampshire: former aircraft repair depot
RAF Henlow, Bedfordshire: air base
RAF Newton, Nottingham: former air base
RAF Little Rissington, Gloucestershire: air base and former home to Red Arrows
Stirling Lines, Hereford: former SAS headquarters
RAF Shawbury, Shrewsbury, Shropshire: air training centre
RNAS Anthorn, Cumbria: former naval air base
RAF Machrihanish, Mull of Kintyre: former air base
Defence Aviation Repair Agency Almondbank, Perth and Kinross: former aircraft repair depot
RM Condor, Arbroath, Angus: Royal Marines base
RAF Kinloss, Forres, Morayshire: air base
Dalgety Bay, Fife: a former world war two aircraft base
Forthside, Stirling: a former army luminising depot
RAF Carlisle, Cumbria: a former military equipment deport
source: Ministry of Defence
Radium Contaminated Sites - M.O.D.
Sites confirmed to have high levels of radium and other hazardous contaminants in the British Isles.HMS Daedalus, near Portsmouth: former naval air base
Defence Aviation Repair Agency Gosport, Hampshire: former aircraft repair depot
RAF Henlow, Bedfordshire: air base
RAF Newton, Nottingham: former air base
RAF Little Rissington, Gloucestershire: air base and former home to Red Arrows
Stirling Lines, Hereford: former SAS headquarters
RAF Shawbury, Shrewsbury, Shropshire: air training centre
RNAS Anthorn, Cumbria: former naval air base
RAF Machrihanish, Mull of Kintyre: former air base
Defence Aviation Repair Agency Almondbank, Perth and Kinross: former aircraft repair depot
RM Condor, Arbroath, Angus: Royal Marines base
RAF Kinloss, Forres, Morayshire: air base
Dalgety Bay, Fife: a former world war two aircraft base
Forthside, Stirling: a former army luminising depot
RAF Carlisle, Cumbria: a former military equipment deport
source: Ministry of Defence
HarryVegas
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Announcement
The Eurostar departing from platform 1,
full of money and jobs,
is a one-way service
calling at Paris and Frankfurt,
where it will terminate
to the sound of guffawing.
Will those left behind
please dry their eyes
and be assured we have secured
control of the ticket barriers.
There will be a farewell party
amongst the weeds and pulled up rails.
The theme is 'Back To The Good Old Days'.
Fancy dress is encouraged.
St George t-shirts on sale
at a reasonable price.
There will be footage of Churchill
and spitfires, to a soundtrack
of Elgar and Warner (for which there will
now be an added fee).
Warm beer, half price
at the Buy British bar,
just surrender your passport
to the guards at the door.
We regret our keynote speakers
can no longer attend.
Something about country houses,
security locks to mend.
*Invitation only open
to those who still have jobs.
No Irish. No blacks. No dogs.
The Eurostar departing from platform 1,
full of money and jobs,
is a one-way service
calling at Paris and Frankfurt,
where it will terminate
to the sound of guffawing.
Will those left behind
please dry their eyes
and be assured we have secured
control of the ticket barriers.
There will be a farewell party
amongst the weeds and pulled up rails.
The theme is 'Back To The Good Old Days'.
Fancy dress is encouraged.
St George t-shirts on sale
at a reasonable price.
There will be footage of Churchill
and spitfires, to a soundtrack
of Elgar and Warner (for which there will
now be an added fee).
Warm beer, half price
at the Buy British bar,
just surrender your passport
to the guards at the door.
We regret our keynote speakers
can no longer attend.
Something about country houses,
security locks to mend.
*Invitation only open
to those who still have jobs.
No Irish. No blacks. No dogs.
Mr_Fridge
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At least a couple of Tees organisations involved in this - MIMA and Tees Valley Nature Partnership.
It’s money for them, suppose.
It’s money for them, suppose.
Centralscrutinizer
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chickenrunner
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Yup ................ it'll be Four Seasons Total Landscaping all over again ................. UK styleeeeeeeee
BoroMart
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If the Tory shill Cooper thinks this gonna be like Glastonbury, he's gonna be disappointed.
HarryVegas
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He recanted the other day iirc.