Fighter Jets Racing from Teesside Airport

newyddion

newyddion

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My most trusted source for all my scoops has informed me that two Iraqi Fighter Jets have been purchased by individuals.. basically as recreational vehicles. Essentially joy riding up the coast!

Now I was shocked at first by the high end vehicles being sold at Acklam Cars.. Ferraris, Rolls Royces going for half a million pounds!

Now I’m aware that back in the day this sort of activity would be almost exclusive for those selling miscellaneous white powders.. but now it seems selling JPEGs of cartoon monkeys can be a legitimate stream of income..

Fighter Jet Racing? Can anyone else confirm knowledge of such activity.. or has the Alpine Lager got to me again?
 
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newyddion said:
My most trusted source for all my scoops has informed me that two Iraqi Fighter Jets have been purchased by individuals.. basically as recreational vehicles. Essentially joy riding up the coast!

Now I was shocked at first by the high end vehicles being sold at Acklam Cars.. Ferraris, Rolls Royces going for half a million pounds!

Now I’m aware that back in the day this sort of activity would be almost exclusive for those selling miscellaneous white powders.. but now it seems selling JPEGs of cartoon monkeys can be a legitimate stream of income..

Fighter Jet Racing? Can anyone else confirm knowledge of such activity.. or has the Alpine Larger got to me again?
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If your Alpine is getting larger you should probably get that checked out mate. Better safe than sorry.
 
newyddion said:
My most trusted source for all my scoops has informed me that two Iraqi Fighter Jets have been purchased by individuals.. basically as recreational vehicles. Essentially joy riding up the coast!

Now I was shocked at first by the high end vehicles being sold at Acklam Cars.. Ferraris, Rolls Royces going for half a million pounds!

Now I’m aware that back in the day this sort of activity would be almost exclusive for those selling miscellaneous white powders.. but now it seems selling JPEGs of cartoon monkeys can be a legitimate stream of income..

Fighter Jet Racing? Can anyone else confirm knowledge of such activity.. or has the Alpine Lager got to me again?
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Them bad boys are Honeybadgers, part of the Draken set up. I believe they have 4 at Teesside. They normally work in pairs and above for practice intercepts etc.
 
newyddion said:
I’ve already had the dynorod camera down the old.. ‘cough cough’
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It's the cameras that I feel sorry for, mate. Spending all day, every day getting rammed up blokes @rses. What kind of a job is that? They don't even get paid for it.
 
newyddion said:
My most trusted source for all my scoops has informed me that two Iraqi Fighter Jets have been purchased by individuals.. basically as recreational vehicles. Essentially joy riding up the coast!

Now I was shocked at first by the high end vehicles being sold at Acklam Cars.. Ferraris, Rolls Royces going for half a million pounds!

Now I’m aware that back in the day this sort of activity would be almost exclusive for those selling miscellaneous white powders.. but now it seems selling JPEGs of cartoon monkeys can be a legitimate stream of income..

Fighter Jet Racing? Can anyone else confirm knowledge of such activity.. or has the Alpine Lager got to me again?
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I think it was just Aaron Connelly wing walking over Pally Park tbh, which is why he is unavailable on Wednesday
 
bumface said:
It's the cameras that I feel sorry for, mate. Spending all day, every day getting rammed up blokes @rses. What kind of a job is that? They don't even get paid for it.
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don’t feel sorry for the cameras.. this one went right in through my todger!
 
bumface said:
Ouch. No camera has ever entered any part of my anatomy. Doctors scare me, so I keep my distance from them. I don't trust them. They're even worse than poets.
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There is a picture on the internet of somebody having an endoscopy and it shows their colon was normal, I thought that was you, i assume it is one of your peeps then?
 
newyddion said:
They’re all about the fingers up the @rse
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I'm still worried about the cameras mate. Where's the dignity in it? They should get a union involved, or something. I'm just imagining Mr. Camera going home to his family and they're all around the dinner table and Mrs. Camera asks him what he did at work today, and all he can say is "A doctor pushed me up newyddion's todger" and the kids will giggle and have no respect for him at all. I'm going to glue myself to an ambulance to protest about this.
 
bumface said:
I'm still worried about the cameras mate. Where's the dignity in it? They should get a union involved, or something. I'm just imagining Mr. Camera going home to his family and they're all around the dinner table and Mrs. Camera asks him what he did at work today, and all he can say is "A doctor pushed me up newyddion's todger" and the kids will giggle and have no respect for him at all. I'm going to glue myself to an ambulance to protest about this.
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I’m saving up my wotsit powder!
 
bumface said:
Ouch. No camera has ever entered any part of my anatomy. Doctors scare me, so I keep my distance from them. I don't trust them. They're even worse than poets.
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There was a Doctor who was a Poet,
And by God didn't he know it,
He prodded and poked,
And laughed as he joked,
Your todgers inflamed and I'll show it.

Best I can do half cut and just before bed.
 
gregorgregorovich said:
There was a Doctor who was a Poet,
And by God didn't he know it,
He prodded and poked,
And laughed as he joked,
Your todgers inflamed and I'll show it.

Best I can do half cut and just before bed.
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In the sky, the Iraqi Fighter Jets soar, Their engines roaring, their power a mighty roar. They cut through the air with speed and grace, A symbol of strength, in a turbulent place.

Down on the ground, a patient awaits, For a cystoscopy, a procedure that tests the fates. A camera inserted, to see what lies within, To diagnose and treat, the doctor's goal to win.

But in the midst of all this medical strife, Lies a secret weapon, a secret to life. It's the Wotsit Powder, a cheesy delight, A snack that brings joy, in the midst of the fight.

So let us take heart, in the face of fear, And find small moments of joy, amidst what's near. Whether it be Fighter Jets soaring high, Or a Cystoscopy that makes us sigh.

For life is a journey, both fierce and sweet, And we must find balance, in what we eat. So let us savor each moment, as it comes our way, And cherish the memories, of each and every day.
 
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