Lefty
Well-known member
Come on then FMTTMers, you're all fond of predicting, with your stats and analysis and stuff.
Frankly, you're all rubbish.
It's time you put away your logic and reason and science and all that guff and properly embrace woo woo. Get in touch with your psychic abilities and channel your native american spirit guide.
We will hoof this thread up in January 2024 to see who truly is the most psychic. Let's see who would have warned us about the invasion of Ukraine and the death of the Queen if we'd only thought to do this in January 2022, or the pandemic if we'd done it in 2020. Or even President Trump in January 2016.
At least 5 predictions please, including one Boro related one. Ideally not just sport and ideally 10. No more than 10, however. If you've got more then you'll just have to discard some. Marks out of 10 will be given for spot on predictions and near misses.
Here are my 10 for 2023.
1. Boro finish 4th in 2022/23 but lose in the playoffs. However we are sitting in the top two at Christmas 2023.
2. Newcastle sack Eddie Howe before Christmas 2023, the board bowing to pressure from fans who are dissatisfied with how the 2022/23 season tailed off not securing a Champions League place, then failing to sign Mbappe in the close season and a disappointing start to 2023/24 which doesn't have them 10 points clear at the top where they should be.
3. Glen McGrath predicts Australia will win the Ashes 5-0. England win the Ashes 5-0.
4. Max Verstappen causes a crash.
5. Letters of No Confidence go in to the 1922 Committee.
6. Mick Lynch wins the Rail Strike.
7. Meghan Markle hosts a chat show. Piers Morgan is critical. And not invited on as a guest.
8. Donald Trump faces criminal charges.
9. Vladimir Putin dies from anus cancer, though it is hushed up.
10. Scientists discover a link between fatal/severe/long Covid and bacteria levels found in the gut.
There you go. Pity I had to discard a belter about Ghislaine Maxwell.
Frankly, you're all rubbish.
It's time you put away your logic and reason and science and all that guff and properly embrace woo woo. Get in touch with your psychic abilities and channel your native american spirit guide.
We will hoof this thread up in January 2024 to see who truly is the most psychic. Let's see who would have warned us about the invasion of Ukraine and the death of the Queen if we'd only thought to do this in January 2022, or the pandemic if we'd done it in 2020. Or even President Trump in January 2016.
At least 5 predictions please, including one Boro related one. Ideally not just sport and ideally 10. No more than 10, however. If you've got more then you'll just have to discard some. Marks out of 10 will be given for spot on predictions and near misses.
Here are my 10 for 2023.
1. Boro finish 4th in 2022/23 but lose in the playoffs. However we are sitting in the top two at Christmas 2023.
2. Newcastle sack Eddie Howe before Christmas 2023, the board bowing to pressure from fans who are dissatisfied with how the 2022/23 season tailed off not securing a Champions League place, then failing to sign Mbappe in the close season and a disappointing start to 2023/24 which doesn't have them 10 points clear at the top where they should be.
3. Glen McGrath predicts Australia will win the Ashes 5-0. England win the Ashes 5-0.
4. Max Verstappen causes a crash.
5. Letters of No Confidence go in to the 1922 Committee.
6. Mick Lynch wins the Rail Strike.
7. Meghan Markle hosts a chat show. Piers Morgan is critical. And not invited on as a guest.
8. Donald Trump faces criminal charges.
9. Vladimir Putin dies from anus cancer, though it is hushed up.
10. Scientists discover a link between fatal/severe/long Covid and bacteria levels found in the gut.
There you go. Pity I had to discard a belter about Ghislaine Maxwell.