Free the Geordie two... police brutality at the Etihad

Deserves a ban for his stupidity. Has no grasp of health and safety. Not only to himself holding one in his hand but flares on a packed bus has risks
, flares at a kids birthday party? Wtf. Flares are not sparklers to be waved around for fun.
 
'If I knew I couldn't let the flares off in the car park, I would have left them on the bus and used them at the kids birthday party'

😂 😂
 
I got a year banning order from home when I took my 5 year olds birthday cake and lit two flares on it at their birthday party.

If i'd have known the consequences i'd have just gone on the club coach to Rotherham and lit them in the carpark before going for a pint and getting the bus home again.
 
BoroMart said:
It’s a pretty embarrassing bit of father son time, to go on the club travel bus for a 5 hour round trip just to sit in a pub and watch the match. You could go to your local instead and save 5 hours
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Yeah but they’d have missed the bus bantz.
 
You can't replicate those priceless father & son memories, can you? Like being shown how to ride a bike without stabilisers, having your first pint together. And of course, side by side letting off distress flares outside opposition football stadiums.

Aye, those were the days!!!
 
NorthumberlandBoro said:
Looking forward to part two where they get arrested for setting off flares at a kids birthday party....inside Macdonalds.
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"Howay man officer pet, me surn is owanly twenty-fower years of age, what's wrang with wor setting off a few flares in McDonald's on his borthday leeeek? I cannot dee it in a car park and I wouldn't dee it in a foot-barl groond oot of respect."
 
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since1970 said:
You can't replicate those priceless father & son memories, can you? Like being shown how to ride a bike without stabilisers, having your first pint together. And of course, side by side letting off distress flares outside opposition football stadiums.

Aye, those were the days!!!
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And the first time dad rolled you down the hill in a car tyre .
Those were the Goodyears .
 
Geordies suffer from the same lack of self awareness as people from Essex - they always think people are pleased to see them turn up.

I'm not buying that they were just going to set off a few flares and then quietly pop into the city centre to watch the match on a big screen in a pub. I can't think of a single pub in Manchester that would have welcomed in two ***ed up geordie barnpots in their barcode outfits to watch the match. They would have been on the blag to try and get into the ground.
 
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