Freezing

[Bigrichardthe3rd]

Its that cold outside today,I seen a politician putting his hands in his own pockets,,,joke lmao

 

[fella]

It's that cold tonight that one of my elbows fell off. The other one turned into orange juice and ran away. I'm typing with my nose.

 

[Abel Tasman]

It’s so cold outside we had to chisel the dog off the lamppost.

(it was 24 degrees here today!)

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

It’s so cold that Costa have started serving coffee on a stick.

 

[Caretaker1]

If it gets any colder I might have to let the wife put the heating on .

 

[spanishman]

It’s so cold outside we had to chisel the dog off the lamppost.

(it was 24 degrees here today!)

Still.in the 20s during the here. Chilly overnight. Around 10 to 14 degrees. Celsius, of course.

 

[El Guapo]

It’s so cold that I found an ice cube in my bed this morning, when I threw it on the fire it went ‘pthbtbtbtfffbbbbrrrraaaaapppppptttghhhbb’

(Not sure how to type a farting sound, joke probably works better audibly)

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

It’s so cold that I just went outside and stood in the corner - well it’s 90 degrees there