Ageist“The female Fernandina giant tortoise, which is estimated to be more than 100 years old, is currently in a breeding centre on Santa Cruz Island.”
let’s be realistic, no respectable Fernandina geezer is going to want to shag a chick much past eighty no matter how she’s looked after herself.
You’d need lube, that’s just a practical consideration.Ageist
Reptile Dysfunction even !You’d need lube, that’s just a practical consideration.
...and you said my jokes were bad !She did a runner