Giant tortoise thought to be extinct found on Galapagos Island

[bear66]

Last sighting was in 1906, the female tortoise is thought to be over 100 years old.

Giant Tortoise

 

[ThePrisoner]

'Giant' tortoise. They can't have been looking very hard can they?

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

“The female Fernandina giant tortoise, which is estimated to be more than 100 years old, is currently in a breeding centre on Santa Cruz Island.”

let’s be realistic, no respectable Fernandina geezer is going to want to shag a chick much past eighty no matter how she’s looked after herself.

 

[bear66]

“The female Fernandina giant tortoise, which is estimated to be more than 100 years old, is currently in a breeding centre on Santa Cruz Island.”

let’s be realistic, no respectable Fernandina geezer is going to want to shag a chick much past eighty no matter how she’s looked after herself.

Ageist

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

Ageist

You’d need lube, that’s just a practical consideration.

 

[Funky_Chicken]

She did a runner

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

You’d need lube, that’s just a practical consideration.

Reptile Dysfunction even !

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

She did a runner

...and you said my jokes were bad !

 

[Jedi boro]