He did this to me the other day, so I'm going to do it to him. He probably won't be reading this yet because he's gone away for a few days. That means that I can say anything I want about the short-@rsed, decorating obsessed, daft old bug*er and he won't know anything about it until he gets back. Happy birthday mate.
Happy Birthday to swordtrombonefish.
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Norman_Conquest
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Happy birthday 
redcarbob
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Thank you for being a decent human being. Humans are usually a bit crap but swordtrombonefish isn't crap at all. I hope that he's having a great time with the missus and that his salamander doesn't let him down.
The Ruthsayer
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What does a Belgian conspiracy theory drama have to do with anything?
You have to keep your salamander happy mate, especially when you get older. My salamander is in great condition. It helped me to kill a beer fridge earlier on. I shouldn't have done that. I'm going to have to buy a new beer fridge now. A word of advice. If the ice gets a bit out of control and the door on the fridge won't shut properly, DON'T attack the ice with a chisel. That's what I did, and the fridge is f*cked now.
That's more like it. I don't think that coluka understands. STF started a birthday thread for me on Saturday. I didn't ask him to, but he did it anyway. I'll look bad if there's just me and you and coluka and Norman and a couple of other posters replying to his birthday thread.
HarryVegas
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Happy unbirthday Mr Waits mixedupname. Hope it was a splendid one and you remain unhungover today.
bungydinsdale
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Hippy Bathday swordtrombonefish (It only happens once a year)
Here's something for you - don't grow up
Here's something for you - don't grow up
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