Have you ever strutted around your bedroom....

[TeessideCleveland]

I think we need more posts from Lurkalot to cheer us all up - best thread of the day

 

[Abel Tasman]

Disgusting indeed. Especially if said strutter was 18 stones of pot belly and sweat.

 

[swordtrombonefish]

Twisted Vicars & Tarts night - ooo'err missus

 

[EI_Owen]

Why stop at underwear?

 

[S7DiscoDown]

Going all buffalo bill and tucking your penis between the legs whilst blazing out 'good bye horses'

 

[Frozen Horse]

Have you ever strutted around your bedroom wearing your wife's underwear, thinking "oh, aren't I a pretty little thing?"

I haven't. That would be disgusting.

Agreed.

Fine to do it in the kitchen, lounge or garden though.

 

[SmogontheMarsh]

Embarrassed the wife by lounging lanquidly in her undies on the sofa. Mind you, we were in DFS.

 

[FlapJacks]

High heels and a jaunty hat?

Embarrassed the wife by lounging lanquidly in her undies on the sofa. Mind you, we were in DFS.

Was there a sale on?

 

[Borotommo]

High heels and a jaunty hat?

Was there a sale on?

50% off everything with a brown stripe on it

 

[TeessideCleveland]

@Erimus74

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

I once dressed as a woman to get in a Croydon nightclub where women got in for free. I looked F***ing hot. I would have smashed my back doors in if I had the chance.

 

[Borobarmy]

Have you ever strutted around your bedroom wearing your wife's underwear, thinking "oh, aren't I a pretty little thing?"

I haven't. That would be disgusting.

Do it in my lounge frequently . Get to wear wigs as well and it makes you feel fab

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

Does Tesco count?

 

[TeessideCleveland]

I was (and still am) sat naked while posting. It's the way forward! I actually think Rob should make naked posting compulsory for all FMTTMers.

Bit cold at the moment!

 

[Mountain Climber]

Have you ever strutted around your bedroom wearing your wife's underwear, thinking "oh, aren't I a pretty little thing?"

I haven't. That would be disgusting.

Haha this has really made me chuckle thank you! It was much needed!

 

[Lefty]

I’ve noticed I’ve been doing it a lot more since Brexit.

 

[WoodallServices]

You’ve got to be careful though, you stretch her ‘Laboutin’s’ and death would be a blessed release.

 

[Lady Felicia]

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

I'm concerned about your choice of thread, m'lady.

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

I tried it once. I now live with the window cleaner.