How many loo rolls do you get through

As a bloke who lives on his own, my loo roll consumption is very low, not exceeding 1 per week.
I am stunned about my ladies in work, as I keep having to buy loo rolls. They get through so many, I think they must have a competition about wrapping up like an Egyptian mummy
 
No idea, never really thought about it. What I am amazed about though is in this age of being environmentally friendly, why we haven't ended up with those Japanese bogs that shoot a water fountain up your hoop. 😯
 
No idea, never really thought about it. What I am amazed about though is in this age of being environmentally friendly, why we haven't ended up with those Japanese bogs that shoot a water fountain up your hoop. 😯
Surely even with a bidet, you need some paper?
 
It's all about the Tesco home brand Coconut 🥥 (sorry just used my firsts ever coconut emoji) I was a bit of a brand name bog roll snob until the first lockdown. The only stuff left at 0600 in the morning was Tesco Coconut.

So one 'good' things come from covid.
 
Those bog attachments are a far cry from the Japanese toilets. You can get them here, but for the most part they’re very expensive. The seat is heated as is the water, it washes, dries, deodorises and is self cleaning. It auto opens / closes, plays music, auto flushes etc etc

The cheap sets you can get here generally just squirt hot / cold water at you but even that is an improvement I suppose - wiping your backside with paper until it seems clean is fairly gross when you think about it
 
It's all about the Tesco home brand Coconut 🥥 (sorry just used my firsts ever coconut emoji) I was a bit of a brand name bog roll snob until the first lockdown. The only stuff left at 0600 in the morning was Tesco Coconut.

So one 'good' things come from covid.
The missus buys coconut, I hate it yet she keeps buying it. I just like a nice standard aloe Vera.

I wouldn’t care they’re the same price and next to each other. I think she just tries to **** me off
 
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