I have never been to Uttoxeter

[Uncle Harry]

Nowhere near, not even seen a signpost, not even considered it as a possibility. Yet some people’s lives will revolve around that, no doubt fine, market town.

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Nowhere near, not even seen a signpost, not even considered it as a possibility. Yet some people’s lives will revolve around that, no doubt fine, market town.

I've put a bet on there, well not exactly there, but in Ladbrokes in Normanby on a horse that was running there.

 

[FlapJacks]

I've never been to Cornwall, but I've eaten one of their pasties.

I was quite close to Plumpton once.

 

[Gains]

Drove through it on the way to Stafford once. Had no idea it was where it is and that we'd encounter it on the way. I said to my wife at the time "I had no idea it is where it is and that we'd encounter it on the way".

 

[El Guapo]

I've never been to Cornwall, but I've eaten one of their pasties.

I was quite close to Plumpton once.

I’ve been quite close to a plumpton a few times, especially in drink, but always managed to see sense though!!

 

[coluka]

I‘ve both been to Towcester and own one

 

[Norman_Conquest]

I wonder if Allan is in Uttoxeter. It would be a good place for the kidnappers to hide him, no one knows where it is.

 

[El Guapo]

I‘ve both been to Towcester and own one

There’s 2 of you....?

 

[Aet290204]

Clearly I’m not in on this private joke but I have been to uttoxeter

there’s a JCB factory nearby iirc

 

[Englishteacher]

Nowhere near, not even seen a signpost, not even considered it as a possibility. Yet some people’s lives will revolve around that, no doubt fine, market town.

I live 6 miles away so if you have any questions let me know!

 

[HarryVegas]

Have worked in Uttoxeter, but never been to Ullapool.

 

[r00fie1]

It always rains in Uttoxeter and bleak Leek!

 

[Jimstewart]

I’ve been there years ago when the kids went to Alton Towers

 

[gravy173]

Nearest town to Alton towers, been there a few times due to merlin passes

 

[Jimstewart]

Went in a boozer called the vaults. Draught Bass. I’d kill for a pint of bass even at this hour.

 

[El Guapo]

I live 6 miles away so if you have any questions let me know!

You lucky, lucky barstard!

 

[A]

Clearly I’m not in on this private joke but I have been to uttoxeter

there’s a JCB factory nearby iirc

Uttoxeter *is* a JCB factory, well, several of them and they are enormous

 

[Norfolkred1]

I've been to Market Raisen, nothing to get exited about.

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

Plumpton is one of three racecourses in Britain that does not contain any of the letters RACE in its name

 

[bear66]

Used to be called Wotocheshede apparently.