Surely this is a satirical post?
I've been doing daily runs and give pedestrians a wide berth, if anything they are putting themselves in your path needlessly e.g when crossing the road and they can see you coming but continue to cross rather than wait 10 seconds and you will be past them so no need to be anywhere near each other - sounds bizarre but see it happening all the time. I cross the road when I see someone ahead where possible, but often pedestrians are in groups and take up the entire road and grass verge (with dogs and kids, kids on bikes) occasionally even a parent on the road on a bike and a young kid on the path, other side of road is taken so where do you move to? Or pedestrian on path with dog either off leash or on a 20m extension leash blocking the entire grass area.
Just ban pedestrians, and dogs. Certainly more of the infractions I have seen have been drivers or pedestrians, rather than runners or cyclists. People should learn to be single file if they're going to be out in a tribe of 6 or 7, as it will make any interactions a lot easier...