John Cooper Clarke is 75 today

HarryVegas

Well-known member
Well who'd a-thunk the old rascal would make it this far ...

Johnny Clarke, Johnny Clarke
Horror film hair and glasses dark

Johnny Clarke, Johnny Clarke
Junky-chic rhyming punky shark

Johnny Clarke, Johnny Clarke
Discovered by Noah in his ark

Johnny Clarke, Johnny Clarke
Forget the Pistols, he’s the real anarch

Johnny Clarke, Johnny Clarke
The grand ol’ poetry oligarch

Johnny Clarke, Johnny Clarke
Belt them words out of the park!
 
Saw him at Glastonbury in 2015, he was brilliant. Didn't really know much about him before that, one of the lads I was with recommended we see him. Glad I did. Laying back in a tent with a beer while he was on stage for an hour. Absolutely brilliant, and a memory I'll definitely keep!
 
Skinniest man I’ve ever seen. Walked up stairs behind him at a film and q&a in Nottingham once.

I’m sure I saw him perform as support to Joe Strummer, what a gig! Need to check on that to be sure.

“I’ll tell you now and I’ll tell you firmly, I don’t ever wanna go to Burnley…”
 
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat
For those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
When you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
Take me with you anywhere
I don’t care
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out
I wanna be the electric heater
You’ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
Hold your hair in deep devotion
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
That’s how deep is my devotion
 
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat
For those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
When you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
Take me with you anywhere
I don’t care
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out
I wanna be the electric heater
You’ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
Hold your hair in deep devotion
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
That’s how deep is my devotion

i change my view between two points when i hear this;

Is it JCC's love plea to Nico?

or

is it a declaration of his love affair with Smak ! ?
 
Back
Top