Just wondering. Will it be seat service at the Riverside

[higgyboro35]

I enjoy it. no need to pick the queue that moves slowest.
Or catch the bar tenders eye.

Or if you are in Scouseland wave a £20 quid note in the air.

One for the club to consider as a fringe benefit (not taxable) for fans.

 

[goalscrounger]

Seat service of what? You can't have alcohol in sight of the pitch, and no one is going to buy anything else!

 

[ForssAwakens]

Seat service of what? You can't have alcohol in sight of the pitch, and no one is going to buy anything else!

Can’t beat a Balti pie

 

[jeff_potato]

I for one would enjoy watching hot Bovrils getting lobbed into the stands like a grenade of scalding gravy, after a fiver has been folded into a paper aeroplane and flown down to the front with pinpoint accuracy.

 

[gravy173]

The requirement of seat service in pubs ends tomorrow

 

[higgyboro35]

The requirement of seat service in pubs ends tomorrow

Blimey you are so knowledgeable. I knew I should watch the news more often.
Yes you are politically correct, but Boro could keep it going as a goodwill gesture.

 

[Boro1876]

Seat service at the Riverside sounds mental

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Parmo's in a bun delivered by drone is the way I'd do it if I was running things.

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

Like in America but we could do ‘get ya parmo, get ya parmo here’, we could even recruit the jackpot tickets guy from outside the ground.

 

[Boro1876]

Will there be shirt cannons?

 

[chickenrunner]

Wondered what you're all on about. It always has been for Gold Card holders.

 

[fella]

Will there be shirt cannons?

Yes.

Oh, sorry, you said "Shirt".

 

[redcarbob]

I can still remember Bovril getting served from a boiler on a trolley, pitchside at Ayresome Park

 

[asredastheycome]

The requirement of seat service in pubs ends tomorrow

If it ends tomorrow shouldn't BloJob have been on TV outlining it today. Think he is supposed to be on tomorrow. Spoke to people in Pub today and they are as confused as everyone else.

 

[BoroFur]

Seat service of what? You can't have alcohol in sight of the pitch, and no one is going to buy anything else!

The drinks they serve at the Riverside can't be considered alcoholic

 

[the_holgate_roof]

Like in America but we could do ‘get ya parmo, get ya parmo here’, we could even recruit the jackpot tickets guy from outside the ground.

That’s it, franchised Parmo sellers patrolling the gangways…….’get your Parmo buns’!!!

 

[Andy_W]

I for one would enjoy watching hot Bovrils getting lobbed into the stands like a grenade of scalding gravy, after a fiver has been folded into a paper aeroplane and flown down to the front with pinpoint accuracy.

It's the hottest liquid known to man. Every time I get one I can't taste anything else for days afterwards. I always underestimate it and scorch myself.

Same with cooking a crappy frozen pizza, the hottest solid known to man.

 

[the_holgate_roof]

It's the hottest liquid known to man. Every time I get one I can't taste anything else for days afterwards. I always underestimate it and scorch myself.

Same with cooking a crappy frozen pizza, the hottest solid known to man.

Used to be the hot apple pie from McDonalds, they did burn your mouth.

 

[redcarbob]

Used to be the hot apple pie from McDonalds, they did burn your mouth.

I see your hot apple pie and I’ll raise you a cheese and tomato toastie

 

[Andy_W]

Used to be the hot apple pie from McDonalds, they did burn your mouth.

Yeah, those are actually made of molten lava I heard.