Life's Little Pleasures

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

The first pint/bottle/can on the balcony while the other half gets ready.

 

[boroboy6872]

The view at the top of the steps from Clay Bank to the Wainstones

 

[Norman_Conquest]

That first Old Ladies Gin of the summer holiday whilst looking over the lake - priceless.

A cup of coffee on the decking looking at my garden and thinking it is looking good - some way to go this year.

 

[Brian Marwood]

I imagine it's not very good for them. They ain't known for their oral hygene

That could also be a reply to the 69 comment.

 

[El Guapo]

Running across a minefield in clown shoes.

Watching a woman parallel or reverse park a car.

 

[SocraTees]

When your own kids live a few hours drive away, you visit, knock on the door and you hear your granddaughter excitedly shout,
“ ITS GRANDAD!!!”

 

[atypical_boro]

For me, any moment in time when both of my young kids are asleep, and there are no “jobs” to do. Admittedly this barely ever happens, but when it does, it feels like I’ve won the lottery.

 

[Glover_elbow]

Taking an extra days holiday after a bank holiday is bliss. Although i am only doing it next week because the kids are off for the teachers strike

 

[atypical_boro]

Taking an extra days holiday after a bank holiday is bliss. Although i am only doing it next week because the kids are off for the teachers strike

If they’d been on strike today it would have been a long 5 day weekend.

 

[Vzzzbx]

The quasi orgasmic p1ss shiver.

 

[Brian Marwood]

Roasting your own coffee beans and then subsquently drinking the end product.

 

[FabioPorkpie]

Having a poo. Knowing you’ve had a poo.….Then it’s time to finish the whole process…. Lo and behold, toilet paper completely clean. You check again… and still, clean as a whistle. You check the bowl. Yep, thar she blows! It’s confirmed…..
Congratulations, you’ve just had The phantom poo. The invisipoo. The stealth poo. The Holy Grail of poo. Bravo……BraFlippinVo

 

[Paterson]

Roasting your own coffee beans and then subsquently drinking the end product.

I'm more easily pleased by just popping the seal on a new jar of instant.

 

[gregorgregorovich]

69

4 years to go for me.

 

[gregorgregorovich]

Deliberately following through when you're queuing at Tesco.

I rarely shop at Tesco.

 

[CarrickBall]

Being hangover free on a Sunday morning, going downstairs while the wife is still asleep, making a coffee and sitting watching the previous days football highlights.

BLISS.

 

[sweet_left_foot]

watching rain droplets join and snake down steam cleaned and rain-x'd velux windows whilst drinking coffee on a Sunday morning. The dog can wait for a walk, the weather is sh1te