Middlesbrough Finally Eradicates Take That Virus

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We can now all look forward to a brighter future. (Enjoyment of this may be helped by some vague knowledge of Take That songs and lyrics.)

'It was estimated at the time that 98% of the population were suffering from the Take That virus. The other 2% were deaf, fortunately for them.'

Middlesbrough Finally Eradicates Take That Virus

Middlesbrough health officials triumphantly announced today that after 30 years the extremely damaging and virulent Take That virus has finally been eradicated from the town. Leading health officia…

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Virtually no interest in this story but thanks to the few. Early morning update. A Westlife variant of the virus has been discovered in South Bank so this thing still isn’t over!