Middlesbrough Town Score More Goals Than Grimsby City To Win Football Match

[Fantastic News of Boro]

After last night's disappointment, it's great to see our amateur neighbours making such a great start to the season. Full match report here including some great comments, as usual, by the town manager.

Middlesbrough Town Score More Goals Than Grimsby City To Win Football Match

Middlesbrough Town maintained their impressive start to the season on Saturday with a 2-1 win away at high flying Grimsby City. Town rose to seventh in the table, only 4 points off second place wit…

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[rob_fmttm]

You cannot argue with that Scruffy Tyler - spot on in his analysis as always.
Mind you I would like to see Mulberry paired up with Bush. Or Pear-ed up.

 

[bear66]

Was Leaky Plumber on the bench or perhaps Woody Carpenter?

 

[rob_fmttm]

Former Hartlepool forward Billy Paynter was working with ex Quaker Gary Bannister. Instead of a bench they had a Pools flat pack four in the shape of the great Barrie Wardrobe.

 

[bear66]

Former Hartlepool forward Billy Paynter was working with ex Quaker Gary Bannister. Instead of a bench they had a Pools flat pack four in the shape of the great Barrie Wardrobe.

Top drawer player

 

[Fantastic News of Boro]

Rob Just back from Tyler’s press conference and he’s confirmed Mulberry and Bush will both start against Tinsel Town. They will play as a pair because a pear is a fruit and not good at scoring. He also laughed at your flat pack 4 joke and would like to get you in as player-coach.
bear Sorry to say that it’s unlikely that Woody play ever play again for the Town due to his inability to carve out chances and Scruffy doesn’t want a Leaky defence. Top drawer. Exactly.

 

[fmttmadmin]

Was that a player/coach or player/couch role Scruffy was offering me.
#KIF keepitfurniture

 

[Fantastic News of Boro]

Morning Rob. To answer your question I’d like to refer you to the pseudo-biblical tweet he made just after becoming Town’s manager. It should answer your question.
‘Let he who is without cheese, eat the first parmo.’ Hope that helps?
Ok, it’s player/coach. Be ready for Tuesday at 2pm.