National Limerick Day

[RedAsABeetroot]

He'd eaten a whole rhubarb crumble
His stomach started to rumble
His legs spread apart
He let rip a fart
Causing his missus to grumble.

 

[RedAsABeetroot]

He'd eaten a whole rhubarb crumble
His stomach started to rumble
His legs spread apart
He let rip a fart
Causing his missus to grumble.

Rhubarb? You'll be run off your feet!

 

[RedAsABeetroot]

The adverts on here make me sick
Not one would I ever click
How they're relevant to me
I never can see
Or perhaps I'm just a bit thick.

 

[Smoggle]

There was once a man from the Tees
Whose hunger he did want to please
He said “well aye, I know!”
And ordered a parmo
Made of chicken, besh sauce and some cheese

 

[Littlejimmy]

There was a midfielder called Crooks
Who liked being in referee's books
With his wavy brown hair
And his thousand-yard stare
He scored goals and gave zero fooks.

 

[theredrooster]

The adverts on here make me sick
Not one would I ever click
How they're relevant to me
I never can see
Or perhaps I'm just a bit thick.

The adverts here leave me forlorn,
As I'm not into cheap Manga p0rn,
Or t-shirts that look sh*t,
Although I must admit,
The knickers ones give me the horn.