Observations of Middlesbrough

Why is it the people that go to Toby Carvery for dinner are physically the last people in the world that should be having a Toby carvery for dinner .......................................................................
And always manage to stack the most on their plates. And I mean stack.
 
Always someone who hand picks the roasties while waiting the queue and scoffs them there and then. Can't the fat f***kers wait?
 
Why do people come on message boards just to have a go at what other people do in their lives!

The people om this board get worse by the day!
Why are there always new members coming to this board and posting drivel.

I agree with you, coming on a board and having a go at people for absolutely no reason. Just let people live their lives, Jesus, life is hard enough as it is right now.
 
Why is it the people that go to Toby Carvery for dinner are physically the last people in the world that should be having a Toby carvery for dinner .......................................................................
Just Middlesbrough eh? Grow up kidda.
 
Are a few of you going to cry on here ............................ Jesus. Fxck me what are your pronouns - offended and Girly.......

Its a joke.... if Ricky Gervais had have said it you would all be quoting it to your friends and masturbating over your smashed avocado on toast.
 
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Are a few of you going to cry on here ............................ Jesus. Fxck me what are your pronouns - offended and Girly.......

Its a joke.... if Ricky Gervais had have said it you would all be quoting it to your friends and masturbating over your smashed avocado on toast.
Because Gervais wouldn't make a joke about someone's appearance. And if it was a joke, its not exactly funny either.
 
I will raise you with " all you can eat" restaurants an absolute dreadful eating concept from the states which attracts some awful people
 
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