Operation Ocho - Transfer Plan Tango

newyddion

newyddion

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Break the seal.. open the black briefcase.. confirm the passcode then simultaneously turn the keys.

This is not a drill.. we are at DAFCUN 2 Ryan Giles has unfriended boro on the socials and Cameron Archer is waiving his handkerchief in Burnley’s direction. Kai Wagner is a no go, Novatus Miroshi has gone silent, Ardon Jashari has caught the scent of a lesser stag. Amad Diallo crosses the path of Matija Frigan and they both shake their heads.

Tears, wails cries and all manner of movements.. the heartbreak doesn’t stop there. Akpom gets his £80k a week five year deal in French France..Payero moves to la Liga, McNair to the prem even Hoppe hopes to hop away..

The plan.. the old plan.. the old structure.. the old routine. Steve Gibson wipes his mouth of steak blood and fine wine. He cracks open the manual..

Ryan Giles..
LB Alvaro Fernandez - Man Utd - Loan
‘The Spaniard’

Anfernee Dijksteel..
RB Milan van Ewijk - Heerenveen - £4m
‘The Dutchman’

Paddy McNair..
CB Axel Tuanzebe - Man Utd - Free Agent
‘The Congolese Connection’

Martin Payero..
MF Tim Iroegbunam - Aston Villa - Loan
‘The Brummie’

Alex Mowett..
MF Charlie Patino - Arsenal - Loan
‘The Cockney’

Chuba Akpom..
ST Tasos Douvikas - FC Utrecht - £7m
‘The Greek’

Matthew Hoppe..
ST Ladislav Almasi - Banking Ostrava - £2m
‘He’s Slovenian’

Aaron Ramsey..
ST Hwang Ui-jo - Forest - Loan
‘The South Korean’

The shape change the formation goes out of the window and all the pieces fall back together. Ex Man Utd, Arsenal & Villa the United Nations are back at boro to do what we do best. Redemption arcs are out of the window.. well.. obviously the Slovenian and South Korean want to leave their mark. Business as usual for the rest of the gang.

Operation Ocho.. club bingo international!
 
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1680902288557350918

Douvikas above our level I think sadly, looks such a good player from his highlights like

God knows who we'll get if we can't get Archer, same for if Chuba goes as dont think there's too many like for like replacements for him

Could see us go for a more traditional #9 and #10 If that were the case i.e. a more complete striker than Archer (hold up play, aerial duels, etc) and more of a midfielder #10 than Chuba's #9.5 role, would benefit Forss if we did that imo
 
LBPHoppe said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1680902288557350918

Douvikas above our level I think sadly, looks such a good player from his highlights like

God knows who we'll get if we can't get Archer, same for if Chuba goes as dont think there's too many like for like replacements for him

Could see us go for a more traditional #9 and #10 If that were the case i.e. a more complete striker than Archer (hold up play, aerial duels, etc) and more of a midfielder #10 than Chuba's #9.5 role, would benefit Forss if we did that imo
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Seems like he’s being touted around a bit more than the tweet suggests.. £6.9m snd it’s a fine deal to Rangers.. the usual.

I was thinking if we don’t get Giles, Archer, Akpom etc.. then we might see a move to a 4-3-3 shape

Loans could still play a bit part of our summer transfer business.

Plenty more trusts snd turns that’s for sure!
 
newyddion said:
Break the seal.. open the black briefcase.. confirm the passcode then simultaneously turn the keys.

This is not a drill.. we are at DAFCUN 2 Ryan Giles has unfriended boro on the socials and Cameron Archer is waiving his handkerchief in Burnley’s direction. Kai Wagner is a no go, Novatus Miroshi has gone silent, Ardon Jashari has caught the scent of a lesser stag. Amad Diallo crosses the path of Matija Frigan and they both shake their heads.

Tears, wails cries and all manner of movements.. the heartbreak doesn’t stop there. Akpom gets his £80k a week five year deal in French France..Payero moves to la Liga, McNair to the prem even Hoppe hopes to hop away..

The plan.. the old plan.. the old structure.. the old routine. Steve Gibson wipes his mouth of steak blood and fine wine. He cracks open the manual..

Ryan Giles..
LB Alvaro Fernandez - Man Utd - Loan
‘The Spaniard’

Anfernee Dijksteel..
RB Milan van Ewijk - Heerenveen - £4m
‘The Dutchman’

Paddy McNair..
CB Axel Tuanzebe - Man Utd - Free Agent
‘The Congolese Connection’

Martin Payero..
MF Tim Iroegbunam - Aston Villa - Loan
‘The Brummie’

Alex Mowett..
MF Charlie Patino - Arsenal - Loan
‘The Cockney’

Chuba Akpom..
ST Tasos Douvikas - FC Utrecht - £7m
‘The Greek’

Matthew Hoppe..
ST Ladislav Almasi - Banking Ostrava - £2m
‘He’s Slovenian’

Aaron Ramsey..
ST Hwang Ui-jo - Forest - Loan
‘The South Korean’

The shape change the formation goes out of the window and all the pieces fall back together. Ex Man Utd, Arsenal & Villa the United Nations are back at boro to do what we do best. Redemption arcs are out of the window.. well.. obviously the Slovenian and South Korean want to leave their mark. Business as usual for the rest of the gang.

Operation Ocho.. club bingo international!
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Your mission failed at the first hurdle, you failed to notice the briefcase has been updated from Key operated to a combination lock and the contents have long since self destructed and all our transfer plans with it.

Your new mission, should you choose to accept it, is to wake up, smell the coffee, and slap Neil Bausor with a wet kipper, whilst simultaneously hypnotising him with a pocket watch (which incidentally doubles as a magnatised explosive device), and convince him to kidnap Aaron Ramsey and Cameron Archer from under the noses of the villains and ensuring they wear siliycun masks making them appear the spit of Matthew Hoppeless and one of the AJ’s from the U/23’s in time to play at The not so New York Stadium tonight……. Get going before your brain self destructs in 🤯……. Too slow 😢
 
coluka said:
Your mission failed at the first hurdle, you failed to notice the briefcase has been updated from Key operated to a combination lock and the contents have long since self destructed and all our transfer plans with it.

Your new mission, should you choose to accept it, is to wake up, smell the coffee, and slap Neil Bausor with a wet kipper, whilst simultaneously hypnotising him with a pocket watch (which incidentally doubles as a magnatised explosive device), and convince him to kidnap Aaron Ramsey and Cameron Archer from under the noses of the villains and ensuring they wear siliycun masks making them appear the spit of Matthew Hoppeless and one of the AJ’s from the U/23’s in time to play at The not so New York Stadium tonight……. Get going before your brain self destructs in 🤯……. Too slow 😢
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If we do end up signing Giles, Archer and Ramsey.. it will only be because Operation Ocho has embarrassed the powers that be.. I expect things to start moving quite quickly in either direction.
 
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