Punchlines only....

[red_harrington]

So he flipped him over and ffff ...funnily enough, it lands on its wheels and it starts first time and they just drive away

 

[BaronSmoggie]

'Why did you do that you stupid Red Indian?' she bellowed. 'Me check no bees in there', he replied.

 

[Billyzin]

There ain't no sanity clause!

 

[Sammysmiths]

What does Billy Smart want with a welder?

 

[Sammysmiths]

To get to the other side!

 

[goalscrounger]

That's a shame, I was gonna give you a gobble when we got home.

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

"I said ping pong balls, not King Kongs balls"

 

[Canyoudigit]

Is this some kind of bust

 

[London_Boro]

Because he kneaded a poo.

 

[newyddion]

a mild green hairy lip squid

 

[newyddion]

you punch him in the face and I’ll grab his cigar

 

[Heine_Otto]

I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

"I had to take half a viagra to stop piššing on me shoes"

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

Spin it round, spin it round

 

[bear66]

He's a plastic surgeon

 

[MrIsaac]

“It’s raining Datsun cogs”

 

[MrIsaac]

“They’re those yellow cartoons off the telly”

 

[Borotommo]

“I know. I was on my way there, but I saw your light on”

 

[redcarbob]

Abscess makes a fart go Honda

 

[Wyke Red]

I left my harp in Sam Clams disco