Random stuff

[Norman_Conquest]

If you eat an apple or orange pip a tree will grow in your stomach...bloody stuff parents tell ya!!

Did you know that apple pips contain cyanide?

 

[Beverleyred]

Are meerkat’s really insurance experts.

 

[Millbrook]

Did you know that apple pips contain cyanide?

Still not as toxic as polar bear liver but easier to get your hands on.

 

[NoloBoro]

..that may or may not be true

If you eat a Polar Bear's liver, your skin will fall off

I don’t think you’d get chance, it’s take your skin off before you got that far I’m sure

 

[NoloBoro]

The icing In wedding cake prevents blow jobs.

 

[Scrote]

If you eat too many carrots your skin turns orange.

This is true. Been there, done that.

 

[NoloBoro]

The icing In wedding cake prevents blow

This is true. Been there, done that.

If you go for a night out in Redcar, you can see lots of ladies who must’ve been positively living on carrots

 

[sweet_left_foot]

 

[goalscrounger]

The icing In wedding cake prevents blow jobs.

Giving or receiving? Asking for a friend.

 

[WoodallServices]

..that may or may not be true

If you eat a Polar Bear's liver, your skin will fall off

Good luck with that fight.

 

[NoloBoro]

Giving or receiving? Asking for a friend.

Don’t be shy, I can understand your query, I have a very pretty mouth.
Receiving dear boy! I’m not enamoured by the prospect of playing the old tummy flute, or tuna sausage. Don’t judge those that do.

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

The only football player to have won with four different clubs at old Trafford is Milner

 

[Rofesleg]

The only football player to have won with four different clubs at old Trafford is Milner

In the 50s/60s Steve Ansell also won there with 4 different clubs:
Somerset
Glamorgan
Surrey
Kent

5 if you also count Australia as a 'club'.

n.b.
See post 4# for clarification