Rishi launches his leadership bid

Hi, I’m Rishi, I tried to dodge tax by having a green card. So did my wife.
I loved what Johnson was doing until I thought it wasn’t doing me any good.
I also broke the law and got fined for attending a party during lockdown.
I’m so frickin wealthy, by the way, I love that.
It would be a real privilege to lead this country and drive more people into poverty.
That’s what me and my really ’get off’ on.

Vote ’me’ please.
 
1finny said:
Hi, I’m Rishi, I tried to dodge tax by having a green card. So did my wife.
I loved what Johnson was doing until I thought it wasn’t doing me any good.
I also broke the law and got fined for attending a party during lockdown.
I’m so frickin wealthy, by the way, I love that.
It would be a real privilege to lead this country and drive more people into poverty.
That’s what me and my really ’get off’ on.

Vote ’me’ please.
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'I need this so I can heat my swimming pool. Pweese'
 
Wow. He's turned the last letter of his name into an exclamation mark. Seems like a vote winner to me. Unless someone comes up with something like Try Tügênhat.
 
This contest is going to be mad. Imagine up to 12 of them all flinging mud at each other with Johnson watching on the sidelines.

The longer it goes on the more divided they will become.
 
Yep hopefully it tears them apart further.

If we do somehow get to PR at some point the Tories will be around 3 parties I think.
 
BoroFur said:
This contest is going to be mad. Imagine up to 12 of them all flinging mud at each other with Johnson watching on the sidelines.

The longer it goes on the more divided they will become.
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There will be ever more extreme Brexit pledges as the wing-nut fascists shed the final vestiges of commitment to a functioning democracy, probably culminating in Patel committing to bombing the European Parliament.
 
A lot is made about Sunak’s use of marketing and how slick it is… it’s pretty standard really, it must just be because the rest of them still use PowerPoint, as seen by Steve Baker

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"Rishi". Are we inventing another affable characterisation here by referring to him by his first name like "Boris".


As for Steve Baker a dangerous religious zealot who if he had the chance would abolish abortion
 
TheYorkshireTerrier said:
A lot is made about Sunak’s use of marketing and how slick it is… it’s pretty standard really, it must just be because the rest of them still use PowerPoint, as seen by Steve Baker

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I will be relaunching the conservative way forward to redefine the territory on which the conservative party operates as soon as I've removed this plank of wood from my head.
 
Zoophonic said:
As for Steve Baker a dangerous religious zealot who if he had the chance would abolish abortion
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Also a climate change denier mentalist. He is a wing-nut evangelical proto-fascist but if he somehow won it would be catastrophic for the country.
 
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