Songs from adverts you still remember word for word

Come on and get your tankards filled, it's the start of the Alpine Lager age, new age, the Alpine age ..

To the tune of "A walk in the Black Forest"
 
Itsscirea said:
Florida’s horrider than Whitley Bay,
No McEwans best scotch in the USA,
The bars are packed tighter than tins of sardines,
No room for barmaids with arl these machines,
Arl the flamin pubs have got this funny atmosphere,
I mean..nice place..shame about the beer

Geordie calling Houston (go ahead Magpie),
Can you send us up some drinks?
There’s no McEwans pubs,
And the local beer stinks,
Beem me up Scottie, have us outta here,
The States, nice place…shame about the beer!
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Wasn’t there a version which included the USSR too, nice place Russia….shame about the beer?
 
Milk has gotta lotta bottle - Milk Marketing Board
Let your fingers do the walking - Yellow Pages
Everyone’s a fruit and nutcase - Cadbury’s Fruit and Nut
Thank you very much for being my Mrs - Cadbury’s Roses
 
Any of the above have to be better than the crud that’s on 📺 these days. Nowadays it’s all sinister sh1t about cremations, funeral plans, over 50’s life insurance, charity hawking and old git’s travel insurance. Why would kids want to see that nonsense.
Whatever happened to Beanz Meanz Heinz or Just because the lady loves Milk Tray 😀
 
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Juninhoburger said:
Weren't The Baldy Man and Rab C. Nesbit different characters? Both came from Naked Video IIRC
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Yeah they were different characters, Naked Video, I was trying to think of that shows name thanks.
Just looked it up, quite a few comedy people made an impact on there.
Wes Fargo...(written by) (6 episodes, 1986)
Laurie Rowley...(written by) (6 episodes, 1986)
Mike Shirley...(co-writer) (6 episodes, 1986)
Mike Shirley...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Tex Winchester...(written by) (6 episodes, 1986)
Terry Ravenscroft...(written by) (5 episodes, 1986)
Bob Black...(written by) (5 episodes, 1986)
Niall Clark...(written by) (5 episodes, 1986)
Archie O'Neil...(written by) (5 episodes, 1986)
John Sparkes...(written by) (5 episodes, 1986)
Ian Pattison...(written by) (4 episodes, 1986)
David Kind...(written by) (4 episodes, 1986)
Jim Pullin...(written by) (4 episodes, 1986)
Nick Revell...(written by) (4 episodes, 1986)
Harry Enfield...(written by) (3 episodes, 1986)
Peter Harris...(written by) (3 episodes, 1986)
Roger Planer...(written by) (3 episodes, 1986)
Mike Wilkins...(written by) (3 episodes, 1986)
Colin Bostock-Smith...(written by) (2 episodes, 1986)
Keith Brumpton...(written by) (2 episodes, 1986)
Geoff Atkinson...(written by) (2 episodes, 1986)
Howard Baker...(written by) (2 episodes, 1986)
Arnold Brown...(written by) (2 episodes, 1986)
Wyn Edwards...(written by) (2 episodes, 1986)
Helen Lederer...(written by) (2 episodes, 1986)
Gerald Mahlowe...(written by) (2 episodes, 1986)
Quentin Reynolds...(written by) (2 episodes, 1986)
Paul Saether...(written by) (2 episodes, 1986)
Rob Gotobed...(writer) (2 episodes, 1989)
Colin Brown...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Gary Clapperton...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Roger Cumberledge...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Mick Deasy...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Carl Dutton...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Tom Gray...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Robert Hall...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Ian Hopkins...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Stephen Hunt...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Gary Lawson...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Martin Maxwell...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Ian Mowatt...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
John Phelps...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Glyn Rees...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Jimmy Richards...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Tony Roper...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
William Saunders...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
David Slade...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Terry Smith...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Martin Soan...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Sid W. Taupin...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Terry Treloar...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
James Walker...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Frank Walsh...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Alan Whiting...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Paul Wiseman...(written by) (1 episode, 1986)
Paul Clark...(1 episode, 1989)
Bill Naylor...(writer) (1 episode, 1989)
Nigel Planer...(1986) (unknown episodes)
Charlie Higson...(1987) (unknown episodes)
Paul Whitehouse...(1987) (unknown episodes)
Jim Hitchmough...(1989) (unknown episodes)
Ron Bain...(unknown episodes)
Louise Beattie...(unknown episodes)
Kate Donnelly...(unknown episodes)
Gregor Fisher...(unknown episodes)
Andy Gray...(unknown episodes)
Elaine C. Smith...(unknown episodes)
Jonathan Watson...(unknown episodes)
 
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!


 
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