"The cough"

Had it for a few weeks. Gasping for breath like I have a 40 a day cigarette habit when walking the dog up hills, here's hoping it clears by Christmas or I think I'll be sent to live in the garden - I wouldn't want to live with these sound effects for a fortnight either.
 
Had it for a few weeks. Gasping for breath like I have a 40 a day cigarette habit when walking the dog up hills, here's hoping it clears by Christmas or I think I'll be sent to live in the garden - I wouldn't want to live with these sound effects for a fortnight either.
Mines been 10 days I cant F***ing cope mate. My wife's already thinking about divorcing me over it.
Glad I'm off work until after Xmas now I wouldn't be able to go .
 
I've had two bad colds this year with a cough, both lasted about 3 and a half weeks, cold symptoms crappy but the cough was never ending
 
Had Covid in the summer and had a persistent productive for 3 months after. Only just clearing now.
 
Got offered the flu jab for the first time the other week so I took it, and got a covid booster whilst I was there.

I was really bad this time last year with flu, the worse I’ve ever been and it came whilst I was abroad on holiday. Brutal.
 
Whole family have it at the moment, the worst thing is my wife is a teaching assistant so keeps bringing it back into the house from school (apparently teachers and kids don't miss school from a nasty cough these days!)
 
I had a really bad cough that kicked about for about 5 weeks through the summer, Was horrific.

Just woke up this morning with mild cough and swollen throat. I'm praying it's not the return
 
Turn it into a positive, ask that pretty girl at work to hold your balls while you cough to make sure they have dropped properly.
 
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