The weirdos are closing in

Cogeur_le_Conq

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First a horse puncher in Newcastle, then a horse shagger spotted from the train on the main line running through Durham and then the mackem trying to force a seagull to give him a blowie.

Now we have this perv in Farmfoods Hartlepool.

From the Geeeeezette from Jan 4th, but only just appeared on my newsfeed:

Dad masturbated in Farmfoods as part of aisle cordoned off in 'disgusting' incident​

Police were called and took a DNA sample which matched the 33-year-old defendant

Christoper Cusworth masturbated in a Farmfoods store in Hartlepool

Christoper Cusworth masturbated in a Farmfoods store in Hartlepool (Image: Teesside Live)

A man was caught on CCTV masturbating in a grocery store in a "disgraceful and disgusting" incident.​

Teesside Magistrates' Court heard how Christopher Cusworth remains a "high risk" to the public and is unable to give any explanation for why he carried out the disturbing and explicit act at a Farmfoods store in Hartlepool. The 33-year-old dad was spotted by members of staff at the Catcote Road store "looking suspicious".
Workers then viewed CCTV and Cusworth appeared to have put something in his bag. He was confronted by a member of staff and paid for the items and left.

A further check of CCTV was carried out and it was discovered he had carried out a solo sex act. An area of the store had to be closed off and police attended to collect a DNA sample - which was later matched to Cusworth.
The court heard he has two previous convictions including one which is also of a sexual nature but details of this were not outlined in court. Neil Taylor, mitigating, told the judge :"There has been no repetition. He pleaded guilty at the first available opportunity."
When asked about any explanation for the act, Mr Taylor added: "It may will be there are issues that are deeper that can't be dealt with in one interview [for the pre-sentence report]. I haven't been able to ascertain the catalyst for the behaviour."

District judge Steven Hood told Cusworth, of Falkirk Road: "Your actions on July 14 in Farmfoods were nothing short of disgraceful and disgusting.

"Certainly a member of staff saw what you were doing and therefore was able to call the police. Had they not been able to see that, there would have been a clear risk to everyone in that area because of everything you did before you left the store."

The incident happened at around 6.30pm when members of the public and children could be in the store. Following a pre-sentence report by the probation service, the court heard Cusworth's "risk to the public is currently assessed as high" and he is "unable to explain his actions".
Cusworth pleaded guilty to outraging public decency by behaving in an indecent manner. Judge Hood handed Cusworth a 26 week sentence suspended for 18 months. He must complete at least 10 rehabilitation days and 150 hours of unpaid work.
Cusworth, who wore a black tracksuit and red trainers to court, must also pay £85 costs and a £154 surcharge, which will be deducted from his benefits.
 
its the kids I worry about

When I lived in Paris, I was amazed when walking along the platform of my local Metro station that no-one batted an eye lid to some tramp, pulling one off on a bench seat as though he was on his private yacht.

There were kids and families all over the shop. I was as angry with my fellow commuters as I was with the auld perv. I'm not sure Londoner's on the tube would let it happen without intervention.
 
When I lived in Paris, I was amazed when walking along the platform of my local Metro station that no-one batted an eye lid to some tramp, pulling one off on a bench seat as though he was on his private yacht.

There were kids and families all over the shop. I was as angry with my fellow commuters as I was with the auld perv. I'm not sure Londoner's on the tube would let it happen without intervention.
Not sure I'm such an upstanding citizen that I'd give him a hand.
 
When I lived in Paris, I was amazed when walking along the platform of my local Metro station that no-one batted an eye lid to some tramp, pulling one off on a bench seat as though he was on his private yacht.

There were kids and families all over the shop. I was as angry with my fellow commuters as I was with the auld perv. I'm not sure Londoner's on the tube would let it happen without intervention.
It was probably serge gainsbourg.
 
When I lived in Paris, I was amazed when walking along the platform of my local Metro station that no-one batted an eye lid to some tramp, pulling one off on a bench seat as though he was on his private yacht.

There were kids and families all over the shop. I was as angry with my fellow commuters as I was with the auld perv. I'm not sure Londoner's on the tube would let it happen without intervention.

When ever I've been to Paris, the tube stations appear to be their version of residential mental health provision.

Even Mrs OutofTown , who's a CPN , was like " just HOW Ill do you have to be to be sectioned "
 
Farmfoods can't be totally blameless here surely. They are always touting for new customers to browse their aisles and come across some of their best offers
 
Oh come on. Who amongst us has never had an uncontrollable urge to knock one out in public?
Out with workmates in a bar Scotland and we were talking to some local ladies who were hairdressers and they brought the phrase to the the table "ever had a work wąnk" we thought it was highly amusing their take being nearly everyones done it
 
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