Two items from your Malaga correspondent- one sport , one not ......

[Malaguena]

Item 1 - new Malaga manager - I like this ....

Jos Alberto confirmed as Malaga's new head coach

Jos Alberto Lpez is in Malaga ahead of being officially announced as the club's new coach. The 39-year-old Asturian was seen arriving at La Rosaleda on Tuesday morning to iron o

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Item 2 - I will let this one stand on its own (which is more than the bar manager can at the moment )

Woman arrested for cutting off her boss's penis

The Mossos d'Esquadra regional police have arrested a woman at dawn this Tuesday, 1 June, for allegedly cutting off the penis of the owner of the bar where she worked in Sant Andr

www.surinenglish.com

 

[Jedi boro]

Which was the sport one

 

[Malaguena]

Which was the sport one

Depends on whose perspective you're looking at it from

 

[spanishman]

Best of luck for next season.

We have the first of 2 out of a possible 4 big matches coming up tomorrow night. I hope Stuani does not do the business.

No comment on the second story.

 

[Beverleyred]

Chopper del Gonna

 

[spanishman]

A bit of Catalan from Google (as the event took place in the Barcelona area).

I cannot guarantee the quality of the translation.....

La polla s'ha anat.