What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

[WeeGord]

Eileen...




I'll get my coat.

 

[bevoboro]

Call her whatever you like, she's never going to catch you!

 

[Pak_Doo_Ik]

What girls name is the most commonly heard on the radio???.

Elaine, cos every traffic report always says a lane is closed!!!!

 

[sambaDTR]

I once read a book called “Accidents on Cliffs” by Eileen Dover.

 

[Teesside_Steel]

I once took Dexys Midnight Runners literally. Eileen was not happy.

 

[WeeGord]

What do you call a woman with legs the same length?





Nolene

 

[Facefuzz]

Snipers nightmare?

 

[Acklam_Lad]

I once read a book called “Accidents on Cliffs” by Eileen Dover.

Edited by her boyfriend …. Diddy Pusher