What hell do we do at half time ??

Jedi boro

Jedi boro

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Because it isn’t talk tactics

so what do you think we do??

the most ridiculous the better.
 
Quarter of an orange and a couple of quips about Tongy having a rash or something? Maybe something pro-Brexit about good old Boris, then probably about the opposition having a smashing squad?
 
Warnock gets Blacky to give the players some practical DIY tips for fitting kitchen cupboards. "It's all about the Tongue and Groove lads, which reminds me, did I tell you about what a good lad Michael Tonge is, I loved my time at Sheff Utd, and QPR, we won the league you know and Cardiff was Brilliant......etc......etc"
 
Keep doing the same as you did first half lads . Meanwhile opposition has changed tactic. Formation or upped their game. We are like whaat...thats not supposed to happen??!
 
He says to them 'FFS if we carry on like this Zorro and Nosmo and all the other whinging barstewards are going to have nothing to write about until the next match. If I haven't got six posts calling for my resignation on fmmttm by half an hour after this game finishes, Rob will be on my back at t the next presser because no one is paying for the adverts. So lets get out there and fcuk it up.'

Is that it?
 
Warnock and Leo stick on their parkas and sunglasses and entertain the players with their Oasis tribute act.

Warnock plays the part of Liam and Leo Noel. Agnew would have been perfect to play Bonehead.
 
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