Where the flip is the Friday night booze thread?

The only booze I have in is a pig flavoured ale called Little Lord Porkins.

I'm thinking I'll probably sneak out and hide behind the shed again until the morning.
 
The only booze I have in is a pig flavoured ale called Little Lord Porkins.

I'm thinking I'll probably sneak out and hide behind the shed again until the morning.
If I'm going to have to put up with fireworks all night then I'm going to get a bit of brown booze down me.
 
Isn't he away on holiday?

Listening to fireworks and the dog crying.

Will be having few of these before moving on to a Gordon's Gin.

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All I have in the house is 4 cans of carling.
Following this disturbing revelation a meeting of the 'FMTTM Beer Standards Committee' was convened which found you guilty of a gross breach of well established beer standards and sentenced you to 30 days suspension. Unless of course you can find some entitled @rsehole, and fellow Carling drinker, who can cook up some pathetic excuse to reform the aforementioned committee. ;)
 
Following this disturbing revelation a meeting of the 'FMTTM Beer Standards Committee' was convened which found you guilty of a gross breach of well established beer standards and sentenced you to 30 days suspension. Unless of course you can find some entitled @rsehole, and fellow Carling drinker, who can cook up some pathetic excuse to reform the aforementioned committee. ;)
Very good chicken runner. I have been known to drink bud on occasion too so I get what I deserve.
 
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