Which celeb could persuade YOU to take the vaccine?

[Borobuddah]

I’m not influenced by cele

brities

 

[toxic_bob]

Ivor Cutler

 

[Londons_Moggie]

Joey Essex

 

[chickenrunner]

Neil Warnock.

He's already started his vaccine campaign in his Sun interview. This sort of approach, feeding it into interviews, is probably better than an 'in your face' campaign. I don't think people react positively to being 'informed' by celebrities.

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

None, but I imagine they will heavily target footballers/athletes.

 

[festa5]

Neil Warnock.

Although I trust his judgement on footballing matters, given he was an enthusiastic brexit voter not sure he quite has the same credibility in other fields

 

[ILOVEJUNINHO!]

Roy Chubby Brown.
"Away lads n lasses. Get the jab for the good of everyone you bunch of daft c**ts!"

 

[Otto42]

No way am I getting a vaccine until Matt Allbright has investigated it on Watchdog

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Either Fred Dineage or Gaz Top would be a good choice. Maybe Gail McKenna. Failing that any random crankbox off the internet will do me. As long as he has graphs.

 

[The_Lizards_Jumpers]

Ivor Cutler

Might be a bit tricky, although at least the jab wouldn't kill him.

 

[red_harrington]

I'd take a jab from Expo

And follow it up with a left hook

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

Salma Hayek, warm grape seed oil and a large box of Turkish Delight

 

[atypical_boro]

Bob Geldof, Paul McCartney and Bono.

 

[chickenrunner]

Although I trust his judgement on footballing matters, given he was an enthusiastic brexit voter not sure he quite has the same credibility in other fields

Can't believe you're saying this. The Oxford vaccine was only 10% effective until Warnock got hold of it and sorted it out.

 

[MolteniArcore]

Jean-Claude Van Damme or Wesley Snipes

 

[festa5]

Can't believe you're saying this. The Oxford vaccine was only 10% effective until Warnock got hold of it and sorted it out.

"Best vaccine he's ever worked with"

 

[Keelo]

I hope whoever is hovering over me with the needle HASNT been to the Assombalonga school of pinpoint accuracy...

 

[Priv]

I hope whoever is hovering over me with the needle HASNT been to the Assombalonga school of pinpoint accuracy...

Best wear safety glasses, a helmet and a cricket box to be safe

 

[chickenrunner]

I hope whoever is hovering over me with the needle HASNT been to the Assombalonga school of pinpoint accuracy...

Given that there are TWO injections I imagine they'll use the Tavernier technique.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

I hope whoever is hovering over me with the needle HASNT been to the Assombalonga school of pinpoint accuracy...

To be honest this is the one thing giving me pause. I've had enough trouble at a&e with nurses struggling to find a vein. I don't want some dolewalla sticking needles in me like a pincushion.
My own preference would be to round up all the junkies and get them doing the injections. They will be expert at the procedure and it would provide them with the stability of being able to hold down a job and earn some money. We could see entire generations of drug users turning their life around.