Who is the hardest in Boro these days?

[bumface]

the gazette will be running this thread as front page tomorrow

Are my comments about cherry tomatoes really that controversial?

 

[bumface]

It’s not controversial but maybe try some mozzarella, sliced avocado and some extra virgin olive oil for the dog and see if she changes her mind on cherry tomatoes

She's a he mate, but I appreciate the advice. He's not really scared of them. He just doesn't understand them, and if you roll one towards him he doesn't know how to react to it. It's food, but it's moving and it might be hostile. He stalks it, bashes it with a paw, and then it starts rolling again. That can go on for ages. Eventually he pounces on it, rolls on it, to make sure that it's dead, and then he eats it and looks really proud of himself. It's brilliant entertainment.

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

She's a he mate, but I appreciate the advice. He's not really scared of them. He just doesn't understand them, and if you roll one towards him he doesn't know how to react to it. It's food, but it's moving and it might be hostile. He stalks it, bashes it with a paw, and then it starts rolling again. That can go on for ages. Eventually he pounces on it, rolls on it, to make sure that it's dead, and then he eats it and looks really proud of himself. It's brilliant entertainment.

Sounds more exciting than watching Vera on ITV

 

[bumface]

Sounds more exciting than watching Vera on ITV

If you've never rolled a cherry tomato at a border collie, then you're really missing out, Nobs. It's great fun.

 

[JackG]

the gazette will be running this thread as front page tomorrow

This prompted me to visit the Gazette website. It is beyond depressing. The 'Teesside news' page has stories about Taco Bell, Nandos, Subway, and Mcdonald's. Readers will be pleased to discover Hartlepool is to get its 5th Greggs.

 

[Emmersons_BrazillianDong]

Hello @Flar good to see you mate

I've heard VD is a killer

 

[grumpyoldgit]

Thought that could be treated nowadays?

 

[go-nads!]

Nah, not even hotdogs from ‘cut-me-own-throat’ Dibbler can handle B.O.Ron on the old Mohs scale.

Yeah he's rock hard.

 

[Simply red]

If you've never rolled a cherry tomato at a border collie, then you're really missing out, Nobs. It's great fun.

What would be the dogs reaction if you rolled a pickled onion at him bum face ? Not the baby pickled onions mind , I mean the big hard buggers that are darker and more intimidating .

 

[smoggs03]

This prompted me to visit the Gazette website. It is beyond depressing. The 'Teesside news' page has stories about Taco Bell, Nandos, Subway, and Mcdonald's. Readers will be pleased to discover Hartlepool is to get its 5th Greggs.

The guy who owns George pub and grill is flying home today. sure he’s going to McDonald’s for a live. I can see it being a busy Teesside live day tomorrow.

 

[Jonny Ingbar]

Hello @Flar good to see you mate

I've heard VD is a killer

Not if you apply the correct creme twice a day.

Apparently, according to my friend.

 

[bumface]

What would be the dogs reaction if you rolled a pickled onion at him bum face ? Not the baby pickled onions mind , I mean the big hard buggers that are darker and more intimidating .

Never tried it. I'll give it a go and get back to you.

 

[Red_is_best]

It’s not controversial but maybe try some mozzarella, sliced avocado and some extra virgin olive oil for the dog and see if she changes her mind on cherry tomatoes

And add some torn basil leaves

 

[Jedi boro]

Nobody messes with big Vern

 

[alanmoodysdog]

Hello @Flar good to see you mate

I've heard VD is a killer

Is that still in the English youth vocabulary .... isnt everything now 3 letters hence STD ( this used to be a telephone dialing system back in the good old days)

 

[Billingham red]

Viagra Vince, Is well hard,!!

 

[Emmersons_BrazillianDong]

Is that still in the English youth vocabulary .... isnt everything now 3 letters hence STD ( this used to be a telephone dialing system back in the good old days)

Depends on what you mean by youth mate. I'm in my late 30s so no spring chicken. But a relative baby compared to the FMTTM typical demographic

 

[Muttley]

Why you young whippersnapper!

<waves imaginary walking stick>

 

[DonTheKing]

The taxman fought a lorra lorra hard people down london, he's fought them all with fists. He's a dangerous man, he's feared.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Eddie Hunter.