The worst lyrics you’ve ever heard.

Des'ree 'Life'

Mmm-mm, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh life, oh life
I'm afraid of the dark
'Specially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbit's tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo
Life
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life
 
The Streets:
"I've got this stella I bombed from that last cafe
This night's not even begun
Yes, yes, oh, yay".

From the legendary Mike Skinner.
 
Has to be this from Pitbull:

Me not workin' hard? Yeah right
Picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

Takes a genius to rhyme Kodak with errrr Kodak
 
I might get shot down here for this one from The Clash:

If I go there will be trouble, if I stay it will be double.

Why are they even considering staying if there will be even more trouble. Surely the sensible thing is to leave.
 
I think Tinie Tempah - Pass Out has some atrociously bad lyrics:

“I got so many clothes, I keeps some in my aunt's house”

That’s naff enough but is soon followed by:

“I'm pissеd, I never got to fly on a Concord,
I been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe”

Truly terrible 😂
 
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after wards
I don't want this weekend to end
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
 
I bet this has been posted above, but even if so, it needs posting again:

Desree.....absolutely horrendous

I'm afraid of the dark
'Specially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo doo doo
 
futureboy said:
Opening line - "So no-one told you life was gonna be this way..."

Then a bit later - "Your mother warned you there'd be days like these..."

Which one is it then?
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Never noticed that, another reason for me to despise that show.

Even as a non fan I feel like I've seen every episode about 200 times
 
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