London_Boro
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Who is the coolest person at a hospital - The Ultrasound Guy
Who covers when he's away.....The hip replacement guy
Who covers when he's away.....The hip replacement guy
Who is the coolest person at a hospital - The Ultrasound Guy
Who covers when he's away.....The hip replacement guy
A load of pieces of black tarmac are laughing and joking and enjoying a pint in their local when a piece of red tarmac comes in. Everything goes quiet and furtive, and the black tarmac move away from the bar and into corners as the red tarmac politely orders a bottle of whisky, a bottle of vodka and a bottle of brandy, downs them, pays, bids the barman good-day and walks out. As the noise level rises in the pub to a relieved chatter the barman asks a piece of black tarmac sitting at the bar, “ why did everything go quiet and everyone seem to get dead scared when that pleasant piece of red tarmac came in?” Black replies, “pleasant? he’s a fkin cylepath!”
That was a Kenny everet joke from 19792 nuns are redecorating a room. Concerned about getting paint on their habits they decide to lock the door and paint naked.
After a while there's a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" They ask.
"Blind man" comes back the reply.
They look at either, shrug, and open the door.
"Nice t*ts" says the man.
"Now where do you want these blinds?"
Wheres the down button(Topical joke alert)
I bet the manufacturers of hand sanitizer are rubbing their hands together at the moment......