You know you're old when...

You hitch your trousers before you sit down.

Taking off your jeans is an absolute ordeal.
 
When you knew The Empire as ‘The Theatre’ and that the best night out was The Crown on a Monday.
 
When you have to wee 2 times over night. And remember the nuclear war scaremongering videos at school and TV.

And when you visit the doctors more than the supermarket. I didn't go for decades, there weekly now!!
 
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