Burger and chips

[AytonMews]

Anything girthy and sloppy, requiring 2 hands to gobble down needs my full attention.

Behave, I’m reading this in public!

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Who are these mental people who eat all of one food then all of the other.

Do you do this with other meals?

See I'm the opposite. Sunday dinner or full English and I'm carefully ensuring that i eat all the different items of food at the same pace. It would be a disaster for me to finish my stuffing before I've eaten my chicken for example.

I also always try cram a bit of everything that I'm eating onto the fork at least once per meal.

This is the correct way to eat.

 

[king_hellfire]

Burger first. If I’m full up after that I’ve wasted the chips but if I eat the chips first and I’m full up after that I’ve wasted the best part of the meal.

 

[B_G]

Got to be careful not to fill up on the chips!

I like the

1/2 chips
Burger
1/2 chips

Method

 

[Muttley]

With any meal I always aim to have the last bite as being a bit of my favourite element, so with burger and chips my last bite has to be a bit of burger, before that it's just consumed as my fancy takes.

 

[Corco65]

I always put some chips on the burger, so the best of both worlds which ever you first or last.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

A lot depends on the structural integrity of the burger, is it one that you can't put down without it falling to bits ? Need to eat most of it in one go if it's delicate like that

 

[El Guapo]

First bit always burger, then i like to get most my chips in whilst eating the burger and then leave half the burger at the end

You leave half the burger?

 

[swordtrombonefish]

Scoff a few chips
Have a big bite of burger
Scoff some more chips
More burger
More chips (but leave some - this is important!)
Finish burger
Use remaining chips to mop up any spilled burger sauce/fillings

Job done.

This is the way

 

[ForssAwakens]

You leave half the burger?

Well to eat that in isolation at the end as I like to save the best part of meal until last

 

[1finny]

Lift up top half of burger bun
Add as many chips as possible to top of burger
Replace top of bun

Let battle commence

 

[changingman]

Chips, followed by burger, followed by the other burger

 

[ThatFragranceGuy]

The chips go in the burger

 

[El Guapo]

Well to eat that in isolation at the end as I like to save the best part of meal until last

Ah I misunderstood. Sorry.

 

[Legz]

Gherkin is arguably the best bit!

This 100%....what is wrong with some people!!!

 

[Legz]

Who are these mental people who eat all of one food then all of the other.

Do you do this with other meals?

Me.....I think it stems from being a kid....couldn't leave the table until you had finished your meal......mam used to always say eat what you don't like first then it's out of the way. No waste in them days

 

[Quicksilvera]

I will always cut a burger in half if I find the structural integrity of the sandwich isn’t up to code, I will then eat the meal in quarters chips followed by burger and repeat.

 

[Borotommo]

I will always cut a burger in half if I find the structural integrity of the sandwich isn’t up to code, I will then eat the meal in quarters chips followed by burger and repeat.

A knife has no place near a burger. It’s like flopping your d*ck out in front of your Grandma……disgusting

 

[AytonMews]

Pet hate of mine is burgers that are stacked so high with pulled pork or onion rings or whatever else they think of, that you can’t actually eat them as a burger

 

[FlapJacks]

The chips go in the burger

I've never heard of this before. Doesn't it just make the burger massive and even harder to eat?